Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First and foremost the name. It's an homage to my days as a
musician/slam poet. I went by Mayhem the Prodigal Demon. It fit for
the insanity/humor that I brought out on stage and is definitely
part of the highlight reel that is my life. Now enough with that,
on to the sales pitch (that's what we're here for right).
I'm a forth-coming individual who has practically no filter (get it
from my momma). I'm honest and upfront and not known to pull
punches. I have been called a smart ass on more than one occasion,
but people always respect me for telling the truth and not holding
back. And they say I'm really funny (hmm, come to think of it,
everyone says that). I'm the guy who can be intense, if the need
arises, but not take himself too seriously.
I like to consider myself an intellectual and I have been described
as the cool nerd, because I can fit into practically any social
group. I spend a ridiculous amount of time with my face in a book
trying to learn something and drawing. I like to travel and enjoy a
good hike through the woods every now and then. And I can be a tad
bit impulsive (ok, really impulsive).
But then again the need for this whole dissertation is rather moot,
because you'll make a determination about the kind of person that
YOU think I am after you've talked to me. So anything else about
me, I'll let you decide.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it. Living it. Making life happen. [Insert cliche here].
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
everything I set out to do (is that too overly confident). That
includes, but is definitely not limited to, all of my hobbies:
drawing, writing, programming, gaming, cooking (always say that if
you're fat and you can't cook, you've made some poor life choices),
reading (I'm a phenomenal reader), sarcastic cynicism, singing,
dancing (salsa anyone), etc, etc.
I like to consider myself a bit of a Renaissance Man. I don't
believe that people should limit themselves and should try to
experience everything that this world has to offer. Especially if
it means stepping out of your comfort zone.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My size. I'm a pretty big guy (fat). Tall, massive shoulders (fat)
and looks a little intimidating. And always with a scarf on my
head. I've been told that I always look like I'm preparing for a
fight, but I don't see it (obviously).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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-Anything by George Orwell or George R.R. Martin , or Stephen King
(do graphic novels and manga count in this category) I am also an
avid reader of philosophy, history, psychology and art. Actually, I
try to know everything I can cram into my head. You have to put
those 2.4 petabytes of brain storage to work.
-Little Shop of Horrors, Evil Dead, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Akira
(there's more but let's keep the list at a reasonable size)
-I can honestly say that I don't watch television, but there are a
few shows that people have turned me on to that I enjoy. The
Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Falling Skies, and a few others that
have peaked my interest.
-Anything that gets my toes tapping and my head bobbing (so I guess
I don't really have a favorite per se). I have an eclectic music
taste, I tend to listen to anything except rap music that has come
out in the last five or so years (that crap sucks). I can tell you
my favorite country song and symphony in the same breath and
everything in between.
-Would it be too stereotypical if I said chicken. Yeah let's go
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My thirst for knowledge
-pencils & paper
-a good book
-a good pair of boots (I like to walk a lot)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to take over the world
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with friends out and about or indulging in my own
Honestly, I don't have any typical days. I move where my feet take
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It perplexes me when I read a profile and someone says that they
have x number of children that they love/adore/treasure. Would you
ever put "I have 2 children who I utterly loathe and can't stand."?
You should message me if
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after reading this long spiel, you find me interesting. If you
don't then why would you do that? That would just be weird (and a
little creepy, but mostly weird).
Who are you looking for?
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