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maykayb

28 Littleton, CO Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
EDIT: This profile is a little old because I just reactivated, and I'll add some newer pics (I think I pretty much look the same?), but the gist of it remains the same. I mean, obviously I've grown in a year--I have a newfound obsession with Sons of Anarchy, and my hair is longer!

*I think this is probably the hardest section to fill out. Hmm.

That said, I am witty, self-aware, and generally a pretty relaxed person. I grew up in Texas, Japan, and Colorado--quite an interesting mash-up. I was exposed to a ton of vastly different cultures growing up, which not only sparked my travel bug but I think shaped me into an accepting and curious person.

I'm back in Colorado after a 7-year stint in Miami. I REALLY miss the ocean, but thank God. I mean, really.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm still deciding what I want to be when I grow up (this does not mean I'm lacking in goals or direction). Here's what I can tell you:
--I'm a nanny, and I love it (but it's certainly not a forever thing).
--I went to college in Miami where I studied film and creative writing, and moved back to Colorado a little over a year ago.
--I'm hoping to get my master's in counseling and become a child and/or equine therapist.
--I'm currently taking a workshop and training to become an advocate for survivors of childhood sexual abuse, trauma, and domestic violence.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Skeeball, reading people, writing, water-related activities, pretending I'm a good painter/"artist"

People tend to spill their life stories to me, so I guess that means I'm good at being...empathetic, maybe?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bangs? Smile? Riding crop?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is like asking me to pick a favorite child, so I'm just going to put a few recent favorites...

Books: Cutting for Stone, The Art of Racing in the Rain, Back to Blood (Tom Wolfe is a genius and one of the most astute sociologists of our time)

Movies: Just accidentally-on-purpose bought Moonrise Kingdom from Redbox...whoops!

Shows: Not new, but Arrested Development may be the most famazing show ever and I am beyond excited for its return. Also love Community, Lost, Always Sunny, Parks & Rec, American Horror Story, The Daily Show, The Colbert Show, Portlandia

Music: Here's my cliche response: I believe almost any genre has the possibility of producing "good" music--except maybe polka, I don't like polka. That said, a few Pandora stations I've been listening to a lot recently are Alabama Shakes, Metric, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Sublime, CCR, Muse (ok fine the last are forever favorites)

Food: All of it except tomatoes. I HATE tomatoes (but I wish I didn't, it's super inconvenient)

Other: TED talks, NPR, Book of Mormon* (The musical. Definitely not the book.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sense of humor
My family and friends (and yes I do include my animals)
Nature/sunshine--I'm solar powered
Stretching
Ceiling fans
iPhone (ugh, but it's true)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What shapes people?
Do I feel like washing my hair today?
What Pandora station am I in the mood for?
What can I do to help people/how can I improve the world around me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Beboppin' around town, hitting some divey bars, sleeping, booking, netflixing, resting up for an adventure. Shenanigans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
David Sedaris is my spirit animal.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're emotionally intelligent and open-minded

You think you can make milk shoot out of my nose

You want to talk books, movies, travel, the most recent Cracked article you read

The word "irregardless" makes you want to punch someone in the face

If you know (and love, or at least appreciate) Total Ghost, we're going to get along great!