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mayorofsc

29 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
self summaries are like greatest hits albums
What I’m doing with my life
living ostensibly. and wishing I worked in a cheese factory.
I’m really good at
polishing off pints of ben and jerrys
The first things people usually notice about me
my utter contempt for socks and sandals
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: chuck palahniuk, bret easton ellis, richard dawkins

movies: mst3k, anything rifftrax, wet hot american summer, in the loop, cool hand luke, kubrick, coen brothers, paul thomas anderson, wes anderson, david fincher, david lynch, louis theroux docs

music: ween, smashing pumpkins, tool, qotsa, pixies, steel pulse, anything composed by david byrne, i own lots of random vinyl (mostly hall & oates, huey lewis, hancock, assorted dead)

tv: dont have a tv
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if man is five, then the devil is six, and god is seven
On a typical Friday night I am
returning videotapes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a type 1 diabetic and I sleep with my insulin pump in my underwear
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you believe me when I tell you that I am not the essence of banality that this profile makes me appear to be

and/or you find this comical:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW21lp833Vo