Critics worldwide swoon over the extent of my travel and pet photographs. I don't perspire, not profusely at least. Children trust me. Babies fear me. I can write my name in the snow as well as in the sand. I'm a gentleman in public, and a lot of fun in private. My smile is so infectious; vaccines have been created for it. My dimples have been known to seduce sirens into leading reckless lives.
I'm against animal cruelty, but not afraid to issue a stern warning to Maxine and Mica my Labrador and Australian Cattle Dog respectively.
Once I read the Count of Monte Cristo, Casanova and Romeo and Juliet in one day. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket, my refrigerator and my pantry.
The laws of physics do not apply to me; unless I’ve been drinking.
I balance, I run, I spin, and understand the importance of dodge, dive, duck, and dip. Sometimes I slip and slide and my bills are all paid.
I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I’ve been to the moon, and I’ve walked on it . . . and I have spoken with Mother Nature.
When I look in the mirror, there's no reflection because I'm one of a kind. And, thank my lucky stars, there's more to the man behind this story.
I am a successful marketer and manage my life, time and schedule to live life to the fullest. Physically active, intellectually motivated, world traveled, undefined by trends and opinions. Open-minded, compassionate, wicked sense of humor, living on the full rush of life's energy. My life is well lived, and I plan to continue that way.
My best traits are spine, heart, gentleness, and strength. I would not consider myself selfish or self-centered. I am confident.
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You can woo men with a sensuous and goddess like wink of your eye. You bake a cheesecake in less time than it takes you to do your nails. You too are an expert in the art of conversation, a veteran in passion, and an outlaw in most territories, intelligent and resourceful, not afraid to remodel an old castle. You are looking to be wined and dined, courted and sparked.
You can describe the taste of a glass of wine by simply gazing at it; predict the weather today with stunning accuracy. Your deft floral arrangements have earned you fame in international botany circles. Your recipes make Martha Stewart envious and your execution of them makes Bobby Flay take notice. On weekends, to unwind, you take the opportunity to find the deeper powers inside, and then wield them without mercy.
Being an active risk taker, you are not afraid to get dirt under your fingernails. You possess the right balance of self-absorption and sense of humor. You are able to identify your needs, wants, desires, boundaries, express requests and expect them all to be satisfied.
You know to live in this world you must be able to love what is mortal; to hold it against your bones knowing your own life depends on it; and, when the time comes, to let it go. You want to explore your limitless love and what it unleashes.
You don't read the Sunday paper in bed, at least not while I'm there. If we are in bed, and it's not sleep time . . . well you get the picture.