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mazzoli

27 Saco, ME Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born and raised in Maine.Then I graduated with an art degree from the University of Maine. Shortly after college I moved to Virginia then moved back to my home state a few years later for a great job opportunity.

I like to make people laugh and am attracted to a great sense of humor. I like to travel and often do for work. I have been all over the east coast and my goal for next year is to get out to the west coast.

I would describe myself as.....fucking hilarious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a great job, great car, and a great condo. I am happier then I have been in a long time with my life and am looking for someone to share it with.

I am a guy who is looking for something real and meaningful.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creative projects, strategy games, making people laugh, telling stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Someone told me it was my "spirally green techno eyes." I am not sure what that means though. Also, my dimples
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy movies and TV very much. I try to watch and learn as much as I can for two reasons. The first is that I am interested in art and style.The second reason is that when I meet someone for the first time I can always find something in common with them through these mediums.

From the big ones like citizen Kane to comedies like Tommy boy. My top two are Amile and Juno.

A few of the movies I have really enjoyed: Amelie, juno, the fountain, the graduate, Citizen Kane (because I have to), mirrormask, the weather man, princess mononoke, howl’s moving castle, Almost heroes, four eyed monsters, Chicago, black button, only the first matrix, lord of the rings series, star wars (4, 5, 6), thank you for smoking, American beauty, Donny darko, the nightmare before Christmas, the legend of bagger Vance, fight club, the princess bride, adaptation, pulp fiction, stranger then fiction, little miss sunshine, lion king, the incredibles, the big lebowski, shakespeare in love, eternal sunshine of a spotles mind, the boondock saints, the count of monti cristo, the prestige, lost in translation, rocket science, no country for old men, dan in real life, sideways, the list goes on and on...

TV shows: lost, heroes(the first season was good), Mr. Deity, god inc, rocco’s modern life, caravel, smallville, fullmetal alchemist, Invader zim, Nobodys watching, we need girlfriends, chadvader, the simpsons (seasons 3 through 9) metalocalips, family guy, whose line is it anyways, seinfeld, king of queens, quarterlife, afterworld, black donnellys, the lost room. twin peaks, house, community, the walking dead, game of thrones, modern family,

I like graphic novels. All of allen moors stuff as well as Jhonen Vasquez and I cant ignore Frank Miller and Neil Gaiman.

Music is weird for me. I spend so much watching tv and movies that I don't get around to to much music. So I usually find one thing that I like and listen to it to a lot.

Recently I have become a big foodie. I love eating and cooking new things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
games
movies
books
people
good conversation
a good story
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The art I experience in day-to-day life. No matter what form, I like to think about and analyze all forms of art.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a film or playing a game, going out to eat, and creating and discussing art in some form.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
NERD!
You should message me if
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If you want to get to know me a little more

If you want to have a great discussion on all things art or nerd.

If you would like me to impress you with my mad culinary skills.