Seriously, they keep urging you to increase your word count until it reaches what, infinity? I do like to leave some things to the imagination, so 1000 words will surely have to wait.
I can write whatever I want to try and draw you in, however, I have found so many people prefer to live vicariously through some phony or over-idealized internet persona they can't possibly live up to in person...so now I choose to let my in person actions do the talking for me rather than words on paper.
Most of you ladies get 2000 messages a day, I know this. Almost all of the messages you get are probably copied and pasted to 300 other girls. You've probably already found out that nobody ever reads a profile on here. I won't send any messages unless you seem creative, open-minded, and down to earth. Pretty faces are a dime a dozen on here, but an amazing girl is like finding a leprechaun with a pet unicorn.