Here are things I will disclose. Things that are important.
-HONESTY, I don't avoid the truth. It's freakin' important to me.
-DRIVE, I try everyday to get out there and do something. Anything. It might not as sexy as sommelier school, but it's better than watching sports center or collecting stamps.
-KINDA STRAIGHT EDGE, I don't smoke, snort, shoot, guzzle, steal, assault, or cheat. Yeah, I basically live my life trying to avoid dropping any money into the "douche jar". It's not that I'm into God & heaven mind you...... But hey, it couldn't hurt, and sometimes you can make someone's day or at least give them a smile.
BEING REAL, I will never ever wear black skinny jeans, or pretend I know anything about your seven chakras. Sorry, I won't make you swoon by how retro my fixie is, or how many clubs I can get us into. Yeaaaaahh bummer, I know. But I may make you laugh your balls off from time-to-time. (figuratively of course)
I will tell you that this profile is "ME" with no attempts to impress. I welcome the chance to see if OK cupid works for meeting someone. Maybe the co-workers that recommended it are on to something here?.... Because trying to gauge someone in a bar over their 3rd Vodka Cran while shouting in their ear definitely didn't work!