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28 M Walpole, MA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:26am
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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I'm just a pretty typical (whatever the hell that means) guy who's looking for some cool new people to hang out with and have some fun. If it leads to something beyond that, even better.

I'm funny and witty, and have a pretty dry sarcastic sense of humor. I'm a jokester who loves to make people laugh.

I'm a pretty intellectual person in the sense that I'm into things like history, politics and science and like to learn about those topics. Frequent NPR listener.

But I also try to stay active by getting out to play football (or any sport really) with my friends as much as possible, and I go to the gym a few times a week as well.

Basically, I'm just an awesome person to hang out with and be around. And I have a ton of interesting and funny (but mostly embarrassing) stories to share.
What I’m doing with my life
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Things. Mostly boring things, but sometimes fun and entertaining things.

Also working in corporate America. It's definitely as fun as it sounds.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic, making jokes, laughing at myself because I'm hilarious, quoting shows/movies, clever witticisms, procrastinating and then getting shit done at the last minute, and Jeopardy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Definitely that I look a lot younger than I really am.

Other than that, how the fuck would I know? Next question!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: comedy, action, movies that make you think, and anything that has Will Ferrell in it

Shows: Seinfeld, HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, History Channel, Jeopardy, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones

Music: I like a variety of genres and artists.. Definitely country in the summer, alt rock type stuff (I workout to the Taking Back Sunday station on pandora), some mainstream hip hop.

Books: I don't read often, but within the last couple years I've been trying to work my way through the Game of Thrones series (yes it's sad that it's taken me 2+ years to read less than 4 books)

Food: I love pizza, burgers, steak, Italian, and Mexican (hello Anna's Taqueria!). But I can't stand seafood, don't eat it and never will.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good company, good beer, sarcasm/humor, iPhone (yeah it's sad), Saco canoe trips, sports (both watching and playing)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to keep advancing my career, money (where to spend it, how to better save it, but mostly how to get more of it), food, what's up for the weekend, what my commute home is going to look like today (seriously 128 is a disaster), and when did I get so old?

And why so many people put general statements in their profiles, such as "I love to have a good time" or "love to laugh." Put an original thought in there maybe? At least try to get a little creative. Damn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully drinking. But it really depends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like Taylor Swift. I even karaoked one of her songs at a bar once. Yeah I was drunk but I'm sure I would've done it anyway.

And I'll secretly judge you if your profile contains large amounts of spelling errors.
You should message me if
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If you want to hang out and see what happens. I'm down to meet some new friends as well as date, so if you think we'd get along and want to grab a drink and have a few laughs, or do something new and adventurous, shoot me a message.

Also if you don't take the Match % on here too seriously. My opinions on things constantly change so my answers to those questions aren't always up to date and I'm too lazy to go through and change them.