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mburke2_08

27 M Walpole, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm just a pretty typical (whatever the hell that means) guy who's looking for some cool new people to hang out with and have some fun. If it leads to something beyond that, even better.

I'm funny and witty, and have a pretty dry sarcastic sense of humor. I'm a jokester who loves to make people laugh.

I'm a pretty intellectual person in the sense that I'm into things like history, politics and science and like to learn about those topics. Frequent NPR listener.

But I also try to stay active by getting out to play football (or any sport really) with my friends as much as possible, and I go to the gym a few times a week as well. I completed a Tough Mudder last summer with some friends and while it was the hardest physical challenge I've ever faced, it was actually pretty fun and very rewarding. I'm not sure if I'd do it again, but I'm glad for the experience. *UPDATE: looking to do a shorter obstacle course race in 2014. If you have any suggestions or want to join me in this adventure, let me know!*

Basically, I'm just an awesome person to hang out with and be around. And I have a ton of interesting and funny (but mostly embarrassing) stories to share.
What I’m doing with my life
Things. Mostly boring things, but sometimes fun and entertaining things.

Also working in corporate America. It's definitely as fun as it sounds.
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic, making jokes, laughing at myself because I'm hilarious, quoting shows/movies, clever witticisms, procrastinating and then getting shit done, and Jeopardy.
The first things people usually notice about me
Definitely that I look a lot younger than I really am.

Other than that, how the fuck would I know? Next question!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: comedy, action, movies that make you think, and anything that has Will Ferrell in it

Shows: Seinfeld, HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, History Channel, Jeopardy, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones

Music: I like a variety of genres and artists.. Definitely country in the summer, alt rock type stuff (I workout to the Taking Back Sunday station on pandora), some mainstream hip hop.

Books: I don't read often, but within the last couple years I've been trying to work my way through the Game of Thrones series (yes it's sad that it's taken me 2+ years to read less than 4 books)

Food: I love pizza, burgers, steak, Italian, and Mexican (hello Anna's Taqueria!). But I can't stand seafood, don't eat it and never will.
The six things I could never do without
Good company, good beer, sarcasm/humor, iPhone (yeah it's sad), Saco canoe trips, sports (both watching and playing)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to keep advancing my career, money (where to spend it, how to better save it, but mostly how to get more of it), food, what's up for the weekend, what my commute home is going to look like today (seriously 128 is a disaster), and when did I get so old?

And why so many people put general statements in their profiles, such as "I love to have a good time" or "love to laugh." Put an original thought in there maybe? At least try to get a little creative. Damn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully drinking. But it really depends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like Taylor Swift. I even karaoked one of her songs at a bar once. Yeah I was drunk but I'm sure I would've done it anyway.

And I'll secretly judge you if your profile contains large amounts of spelling errors.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you want to hang out and see what happens. I'm down to meet some new friends as well as date, so if you think we'd get along and want to grab a drink and have a few laughs, or do something new and adventurous, shoot me a message.