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31 Nutley, NJ Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:43am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs
English, Ancient Greek (Fluently), Sanskrit (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Icelandic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I enjoy being with my friends and my family a great deal. I don't come from a huge family so I'm extreamly appreciative of the one I have, while being lucky enough to have a group of amazing friends who are just as important to me. Suprise! I'm a guy who is very into sports. Totally weird I know, but there's a lot of us coming out now and days so please don't judge me. If your a fan of the Yankees, Giants, Knicks and for some reason the Michigan Wolverines use in reading any further because i've already proposed to you. (Don't worry I asked for your parent's consent...I'm a gentleman!)
What I’m doing with my life
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Long story short...I went to college originally an accounting major. After a year and a half I didn't care for it and decided just to finish up all my gen eds. Still undecided I took time off and entered the restaurant / hospitality industry and fell in love with the job. I'm currently a server at a successful fine dining restaurant with aspirations to own my own. However, I'm still completely open to returning to school if I find another concentration that I'm as passionate about.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking at a stranger and mixing 2 friends or celebrities together that completley resemble them...It's a gift...
The first things people usually notice about me
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That i'm half man, half amazing... actually nah that i'm incredibly shy...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Not many.... I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Freakanomics

Movies- I LOVE Comedy. I don't love Horror. I'll totally watch anything in between. Some all time favs: Can't Hardly Wait, Superbad, Gentlemen Broncos, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Hamlet 2, Three Amigos, Spaceballs, Better Off Dead, Grosse Pointe Blank, Swingers, Wet Hot American Summer, Grandma's Boy, Zoolander, Old School, Euro Trip, Top Secret!, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Days of Thunder, Top Gun, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Beerfeast, Friday Night Lights, Remember the Titans, Boys in the Hood, Dead Presidents, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrells, Clear and Present Danger, Resevoir Dogs, etc...

Shows- The Wire, Breaking Bad, Children's Hospital, It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Lost, Friday Night Lights, Parks & Rec, Saved By The Bell, Angry Boys, Life's Too Short, Party Down, Arrested Development, Delocated, Office, Game of Thrones, South Park, Family Guy... THE CRITIC! (Very underrated) and Craig Ferguson cracks me the hell up.

Music- Punk Rock is def my #1 but I really will listen to anything. If someone found my Ipod they would be totally confused with the 300 genres I have going. Some of my favs are : Strung Out, Rise Against, Red City Radio, Face to Face, Bouncing Souls, Gaslight Anthem, Lagwagon, Nothington, Bad Religion, Op Ivy, Screeching Weasel, Pennywise, De La Soul, Tribe Called Quest, Watsky, Hopsin, Wu-tang especially Ghostface, Lupe Fiasco, POS, Dessa, Nas, DMX and of course......Boyz II Men
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, My friends, Sports, My Puggle, Comedy, and Crystal Pepsi.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The lack of enrollment at Bayside High. There are seemingly 20-30 students which is astoundingly low for a southern California public school. I think the gang has more to share. That and the Max has to be hemorrhaging money. You cant be solvent with a menu of burger, fries, soda, and milkshakes without a massive volume of customers. We have seen The Max at peak hours plenty of times where all their patrons are just conversing or playing video games instead of dining or getting one soda with two straws (Zacks DTF dates). And Tori....for real? Like we wouldn't notice...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
OUT!....Def doing something whether it's around town, Hoboken, or the city, I'm doin something on Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I eat pepperoni pizza lunchables… Also, I still watch the Real World and all the challenges...
You should message me if
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You rock! Or if you know the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow...