I'm a geek. I'm a nerd with a sarcastic sense of humor. I
frequently do stupid things and occasionally learn from them. I
find esoteric things fascinating. I forget things, and then
remember them when its about .5 seconds too late. Strange things
happen to me and around me, I'm used to that. I sometimes cause
those things to happen. I'm lazy, but I work hard. I'm obnoxious
when it amuses me. I'm easily amused and easily entertained. I'm
not afraid to appear ridiculous, that happens a lot. I type very
quickly but badly. I occasionally correct. I love Beer. I believe
Beer should always be capitalized.
I am easily amused, humorous, and neverboring
What I’m doing with my life
I work in internet security for a real job, I work on lighting for
theaters on the side to stay sane. Or to give myself just the right
amount of real insanity. Hard to tell. I pretty much always have at
least one show in the works, usually more like three of them. I'm
working towards grad school, sometime in the next 40 years or so.
I'm hanging out with friends. I'm finding things to do at work
other than actually work. I'm getting as much sleep as I can.
I’m really good at
Finding the absurdity in every situation, causing absurdity,
procrastinating, saying odd things that flit through my brain at
random intervals, puzzling people who don't follow my thoughts,
coming up with Big, Completely-Impractical Ideas, coming up with
Big Practical Ideas, procrastinating about them, focusing lights,
matching colors, explaining complicated things to dunces and
Network Admins (yes, that's redundant).
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. Its curly. It is long and lustrous. Those guys on romance
novel covers wish they had my hair.
My dimple. Left side.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Favorite" is such a strong word, I enjoy most music, most movies,
most books, although I can never remember song titles or band
names. These are examples, not a list of absolute favorites:
A Film: Sneakers
A Book: Hen's Teeth and Horse's Toes
A Song: This Secret, Chant.
A TV show: The Americans (Replaces Breaking Bad)
I prefer to have my movies at the Alamo, because they go better
with Beer. And with potato skins.
I should perhaps add more to this section at some point.
The six things I could never do without
A hairbrush, I'd have dreads in under a week.
Food, no really.
New experiences, I hate ruts.
Produce, must have produce.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking? That's too hard! *giggletwirl*
Er, well, let me get back to this one.
On a typical Friday night I am
At Mugshots, the Violet Crown Social Club, the Brixton or possibly
at work waiting to leave and go to one of those places.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The first CD I ever bought was White Lion/Pride.
The second was Nelson/After the Rain.
I think I still have them.
Oh, and I wear ladies' underwear.
Just kidding, but that would probably be less embarassing than
those two CDs.
You should message me if
Anything at all above interested you at all, but that goes without
saying. If you're interested in the world around you and like to go
and find your own amusements. If you can use words like
"muthafucka" and "inchoate" properly in the same sentence. If you
have a healthy amount of skepticism about what you're told, but
don't believe that the moon landings were faked. Because that's
If you didn't answer a question and then completely contradict your
answer in the explanation.
You should not message me if: You're always right. You're on a
deadline for marriage or family. You're uninterested in the world
outside of what you already know. You've forgotten what laughter
is. You're batshit insane or otherwise incapable of relating to
other humans as equals.