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mc_ill81

32 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I feel like I have the soul of Garfield in the body of a twink.
What I’m doing with my life
Becoming an old cat lady one day at a time.
I’m really good at
Sleeping. Petting pets. Pet Whispering. Halloween. Getting stains on new clothes. Dancing moves. Remembering the name of that actor on that one show. Hustling. As in scrambling for loose balls and rebounds in basketball. And by loose balls I mean basketballs, ya perverts!
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my nervous energy and my punchable face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oprah
Oprah's Book Club
Phantom of the Oprah
The six things I could never do without
Sleep
Family
Saturdays
Uppers
Downers
The Green Bay Packers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Am I dying?

How does one get their shit together?

Filthy sex stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home or at a bar or at a movie or at a party or at a show or at a website.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Contrary to how my profile reads, I don't really hate myself. However, I'm probably too jaded and dumb to make you happy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You possess sass.

You employ empathy.

You are not entitled.

You're a shawty?

You don't wear fedoras or fairy wings or think that finger mustache thing is funny.

You're a chola.

You like sitcom Halloween episodes as much as I do.