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26 Stanmore, Australia Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Mitch: A pseudo-intellectual westie nerd living in Stanmore who is trying to get a grip of this madness that is free-to-air television.

Oh yeah, I'm totes ENFP btw.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a wannabe game designer that works on writing succinct pokie game rules, who in his spare time juggles pursuing random creative endeavours, socialising, exercising, Social Justice Warrior-type-stuff, absorbing all forms of media (mostly games, books and music) and making origami.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Being on time (maybe a bit too good)
- Being open to new ideas (I try to explore new opportunities that don't involve me getting mauled by a tiger)
- Writing an eloquent response and ruining it with the last sentence.
- Impersonations (or so some people say)
- Devouring a ton of food in a short window of time.
- Reciting obscure pop culture facts and trivia.
- Warming the crowd with a daggy 80's pop hit at any karaoke joint.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My reasonable good looks and my ridiculous obsession with Trent Reznor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favourite books: 1984, The Art of War, Watchmen, The Trial, This Changes Everything.
Favourite movies: Most of Fincher's, McQueen's and Verhoeven's work (Panic Room/ShowGirls nooooo), Arnie flicks and the occasional dumb comedy.
Favourite games: Mortal Kombat II, Resident Evil 4, Crash Team-Muthafuckin'-Racing, Max Payne, DOOM, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Wolfenstein: The New Order and Super Metroid.
Favourite Shows: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, South Park, Twin Peaks and Passions.
Favourite bands: Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Beastie Boys, Gary Numan, Death Grips, The Horrors, blur, Run The Jewels, Refused, Saul Williams, Atari Teenage Riot, Swans, Fuck Buttons, our Lord and Saviour David Bowie, plus many more!
Favourite Food: Pizza, sushi, burritos and salad mmmmmm!
Favourite Wrestlers: Bret 'The Hitman' Hart, CM Punk, Good Ol' J.R.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Food
- My family
- My fwiendsssss
- Memorabilia from the 1987 World Lawn Bowls Championship
- My words
- Access to music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Starting a band, making games or Keep Left signs.

Also trying to make sense as to why Tories exist and shit all over the bed when they are in power.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Destroying the karaoke floor with my beer-lubricated vocals, contemplating whether I should bother actually learning to create games using Unity or sleeping on a pile of chips.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I somehow managed to front a glam-goth band for one whole gig during my early uni years. Considering that I had to write lyrics for their compositions that they labelled with such names as "Dickbone", my brief tenure with them was for the best.
You should message me if
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you know how to to kickflip, enjoy the exploits of fictional members of the Spanish Inquisition or appreciate the beauty in both My Bloody Valentine and The Room. While I may be open for whatever comes my way, I'm realistically looking for a partner in crime to share some good times and make fun of pre-movie ads.

Christians, anti-intellectuals, humourless joy machines and Liberal supporters need not apply.

Finally, something from your boy Bangs: