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mccauslander

26 M Stanmore, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mitch: A pseudo-intellectual westie nerd living in Stanmore who is trying to get a grip of this madness that is free-to-air television.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a wannabe game developer who makes a living producing web banners for a major automotive company, who in his spare time juggles pursuing random creative endeavours, socialising, exercising, Social Justice Warrior-type-stuff, absorbing all forms of media (mostly games, books and music) and making origami.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Being on time (maybe a bit too good)
- Being open to new ideas (I try to explore new opportunities that don't involve me getting mauled by a tiger)
- Writing an eloquent response and ruining it with the last sentence.
- Impersonations (or so some people say)
- Devouring a ton of food in a short window of time.
- Reciting obscure pop culture facts and trivia.
- Warming the crowd with a daggy 80's pop hit at any karaoke joint.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My reasonable good looks and my ridiculous obsession with Trent Reznor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favourite books: 1984, The Art of War, Watchmen, The Trial.
Favourite movies: Most of Fincher's, McQueen's and Verhoeven's work (Panic Room/ShowGirls nooooo), Arnie flicks and the occasional dumb comedy.
Favourite games: Mortal Kombat II, Resident Evil 4, Crash Team-Muthafuckin'-Racing, Max Payne, DOOM, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and Super Metroid.
Favourite Shows: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, South Park, Twin Peaks and Passions.
Favourite bands: Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Beastie Boys, Gary Numan, Death Grips, The Horrors, blur, Run The Jewels, Refused, Saul Williams, Atari Teenage Riot, Swans, Fuck Buttons, our Lord and Saviour David Bowie, plus many more!
Favourite Food: Pizza, sushi, burritos and salad mmmmmm!
Favourite Wrestlers: Bret 'The Hitman' Hart, CM Punk, Good Ol' J.R.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Food
- My family
- My fwiendsssss
- Memorabilia from the 1987 World Lawn Bowls Championship
- My words
- Access to music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Starting a band, making games or Keep Left signs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Destroying the karaoke floor with my beer-lubricated vocals, contemplating whether I should bother actually learning to create games using Unity or sleeping on a pile of chips.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I somehow managed to front a glam-goth band for one whole gig during my early uni years. Considering that I had to write lyrics for their compositions that they labelled with such names as "Dickbone", my brief tenure with them was for the best.
You should message me if
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you know how to to kickflip, enjoy the exploits of fictional members of the Spanish Inquisition or appreciate the beauty in both My Bloody Valentine and The Room.

Those who think I am on crack can message me too, I am not one to judge.

Christians, anti-intellectuals, humourless joy machines and Liberal supporters need not apply.

Finally, something from your boy Bangs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmJbJs-9ST0