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mcfab

33 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 3
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Education
University
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self-summary eh? Hmmm...
Well, I think that's the first time I've ever used the word 'eh' in a sentence...either written or verbally...
Anyway, I'm not originally from Toronto but, I've been living here since 2008 and I love it...I'm here for the long haul. The only place I'd rather live is New York. God I love that place.
I work in the service industry...not quite how I imagined my life but, you do what you gotta do. I'm one of those cliche actor/comedians after all. What else do you expect of me?
I'll admit a few things here that I generally don't admit to people.

(SPOILER ALERT)

I'm intensely sarcastic and out-going but, in all honesty; when I get home and am alone in my room, all I do is sit on my bed and write. I write everything down. It's the introvert in me. I pretend. Or be but I truly am a dreamer. I write sketch comedy, my thoughts, the random things that pop into my imagination...everything. Well...everything except my Oscar speech. I don't want to be a douche after all.

I'm really close with my Mother. We talk frequently and it actually kind of makes me sad that I live so far from my parents.

I really value photographs.

Every time I watch We Are Marshall I sob like a child.

I like to watch We Are Marshall every few months. Alone. In the dark.

I like other people's birthdays more than my own.

I can't wait to be a father.

I want to write a book.

I honestly think if I ever got to touch an elephant I would cry. Like...ugly cry. It would be messy. I effing LOVE elephants.

I have zero desire to ever go to Las Vegas.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a cliche.
I wish I had my own TV show.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self-deprecation.
Drinking wine.
Writing in cursive.
Creative usage of swearing.
Cooking a great meal without the use of any form of recipe.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually have no idea...shouldn't this be a question other people answer for me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Portrait of an Addict as a Young Man, The Kids are All Right (nothing to do with the movie), Jacob Two-Two and the Hooded Fang, and pretty much anything Chelsa Handler and David Sedaris have written, Bossypants, and yes- The Hunger Games series.

Movies:
This one's a hard list...
Wet Hot American Summer, Mean Girls, Date Night, Wanderlust, Zoolander, Born Into Brothels, Baby Mamma, Happy Endings, I Heart Huckabees, Bridesmaids, Big Fish, any X-Men or Harry Potter movie, Inception, Enchanted, Soldier's Girl, anything with Kermit the Frog in it, Angels In America, Bridesmaids, Hamlet 2.

TV Shows:
Band of Brothers, Six Feet Under, Big Love, Weeds, Rescue Me, 30 Rock (!!!!!), Party Down, Game of Thrones, Over There, The Tudors, Brothers and Sisters, SNL, American Horror Story, Damages.

Music:
This one is BROAD...
Joshua Radin, Serena Ryder, Paolo Nutini, Chairlift, Frank Ocean, Justin Timberlake, Ray LaMontagne...too many others.

Food:
Italian, French, Japanese, Korean, and pretty much anything else as long as I don't have to eat a mushroom. Or a banana.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
1) Wine
2) Sleep
3) My Mum
4) Comedy
5) Blankets
6) My Passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life in general.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. But I usually will meet up with friends afterward for a few drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I could have any super power, it would be telepathy. I wanna read the SHIT outta all ya'll's minds.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
We have something in common? You're interested in some way? You're not insane?