Draw blanks whenever I have to talk about myself, hmmm... I'm not the online dating type, but even though I go out pretty often I don't seem to meet girls I click with so I figured I'd give it a shot. I'm a thinker; I'm rational, logical and try to see both sides of a given issue. My sense of humor can best be summed up as witty, sometimes dark and usually very sarcastic, but I also like to crack dumb jokes or set myself up to get a few laughs. I'm only serious when I have to be, otherwise I'm a goofball. I will randomly quote Dave Chappelle and live by the inside joke.

I like to consider myself about as well rounded and perspectively cultured as a white dude from Missouri can be(and yes I just made up that term). Not into games, I don't really know how to be anything other than genuine. I'm extremely open minded and don't have a mean or discriminatory bone in my body, but the misuse of their/they're, to/too, and your/you're, along with the general butchering of simple english is like mental nails on the chalkboard. It's not that hard people, c'mon.

My left eye has no lens. Literally.

Half Irish, Half Italian. I like to think that's why I love to cook and appreciate a good drink. I'm an avid sports fan, I LOOOOOOOVE the Lakers. I love to travel. Oh, and my name is Chris by the way.

"I refuse to walk faintly through life only to arrive safely at death."
-Paulo Coelho

Awkward moments and pauses. Letting go and having fun. Attempting to dance. Standing out in a bar full of Filipinos. Cracking jokes that are so dry some people don't know that I'm joking. Being there for my friends. People watching. COOKING. Wasting time. Ooh and procrastination, I kick ass at that.

That I'm white(usually the token white guy). My sweet dance moves. My ability to appear as if I'm mad or mean when really I'm not. I can't really think of anything else, sue me.

Let's see...a few of my favorite books are most by Elmore Leonard, The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho, and 2 recent offerings by Khaled Hosseini: The Kite Runner, and A Thousand Splendid Suns.

Favorite Movies/TV would have to include Animal House, Last of the Mohicans, and I love comedies like Half Baked, Anchorman, etc. I don't follow TV shows all that much but I do love to watch Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Sons of Anarchy, Family Guy and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. My standard channel surfing includes The History Channel, The Food Network, Bravo, A&E, Discovery Channel, National Geographic and The Travel Channel.

I LOVE music. I like a lot of classic/underground type hip hop, can't really get down with the "jiggy" mainstream stuff. I love funk and soul, and real rock and roll. I grew up on punk rock but my tastes have broadened.
Bands I'm really feelin right now/always: old school MJ, Mos Def, Atmosphere, Rancid, RHCP, Bad Religion, Kanye, Estelle, Dilla, Le Tigre, NERD, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Breakestra, Sublime, and I have a serious man-crush on Mayer Hawthorne.

Food...I'm definitely a Foodie for sure. I love eating, cooking and everything that goes along with it. I always try local foods whenever I travel. I love pretty much all food except for Indian, but maybe I haven't had it enough. 2 foods I could eat everyday are BBQ and Italian. I try to experiment with new recipes as often as I can. I don't like sticking with the same thing over and over. Variety is a good thing.

Friends, music, sports, FOOD, that perfectly cold beer, and my hair clippers. Hair and my head just don't mix.

Food, life, having fun, snowboarding(it's almost tiiiiiime), the perfect retort that slipped my mind from 2 weeks ago.

Usually I'm going out Friday and/or Saturday, but I'm also content to chill on the couch and watch the Laker game if there's not much going on. I like to be out and about but I don't HAVE to be.

I'm not clumsy at all, but 2 drinks plus a dance floor = someone's getting their toes stepped on.

You have a sense of humor and possess a general interest in things other than only yourself.

Oh also, if you have any hangups with hanging out with certain races/ethnicities I'd probably just move along as I am a de facto member of Black, Filipino and Mexican families. My circle of friends looks like the freakin' UN.