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mcginleyj

28 M Utica, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Sorry girls, this is the best (and only) pic I have at the moment. And now this damn thing won't let me upload any more pics so if u want more let me know (im hideous, just a warning). what can I say, I think I'm entertaining, outgoing and good guy and fully intend to make the most out of life. But how many people on these things say " I'm a boring, lazy creeper that lives in his moms basement whose not going anywhere in life and likes to beat girls"?. That probly wouldnt go over well. Ill add more when I get some time but till then if u have any questions don't be afraid to ask, Initiating the conversation is half the battle....
What I’m doing with my life
Working, getting my RN, drinking too much which is kind of an oxymoron to the previous aspects of my life...
I’m really good at
Working, getting my RN and drinking too much....
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't lie which tends to work against me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Quite literally... anything but more specifically. Goosebump and Animorph books, The Notebook and Gia for movies, tunafish and veggie burgers for food, Dora the Explorer and Dawkwing Duck for TV and sometimes I ride up and down elevators just to hear the music play
The six things I could never do without
Mushrooms, LSD, cocaine, MDMA, beastiality and hospitals which help me stay alive and find more of the 5 previous necessities aforementioned
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get one of the first 5 necessities stated....
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find two lesbian midgets with big tits, dressed like barney and Rudolph yelling obscenities at each other while we play out a dominatrix fantasy involving a swing, handcuffs, candles, pliers and a road cone...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really don't hide or lie about anything. I am a sarcastic ass most of the time but I don't consider that lying so if u want me to admit to something just ask.... if I say "dont worry about it" or "do u really want or need to know the answer?" then its probably exactly the answer ur thinking
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If u have sense of humor. If u believe half the crap I said in the profile essay things, we probably don't have a compatible sense of humor.... I would NEVER eat tunafish or watch Gia..... again