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mcgoats

25 Jackson, NJ Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Unemployed
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Ren. I'm a cute angry queer nonbinary communist. Ok.

I come with a heaping portion of the crazies, and not in the wacky sort of way, but in the "I'm diagnosed as hell" way. I'm also physically disabled (fibromyalgia is officially the main culprit). I am so appealing~

Take me out on a date. I really like dates. Especially when coffee and cigarettes are involved. Like damn fine black coffee and cherry pie. And a lot of talking.

I'm a lot more shy than you would think I am.

I don't shave my legs or pits or whatever and I'm fat-- and I like myself this way. Just a warning so I don't get any kind of "what the fuck" later on.
What I’m doing with my life
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Art, poetry, you know. Bein a real cute disabled jobless layabout. (this means i have no money ever, heads up!) I'm popular on the internet
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rolling around with my dog. Cooking. Making stuff. Being unbearably cute. You know, the usual set of unmarketable talents and skills
The first things people usually notice about me
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ᕦ(ˇò3ó)ᕤ~~~♥
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: ANYTHING BY CHUCK PALAHNIUK OR BRET EASTON ELLIS. haha jk

I just like reading books

MOVIES: So I had this list of movies and it wasn't exactly complete so let's just go with a few important movies to me: Blade Runner, Submarine, The Little Mermaid, An American Werewolf In London

MUSIC: I like punk rock and stuff. And pretentious indie shit. And hip hop. What's up

FOOD: Food. I like to cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- glitter
- my dog
- pizza
- cigarettes
- my dog
- my dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Kissing. Stick n poke tattoos. Butts. Communism. Radical (as in not liberal, as in trans women are so important get the fuck outta here with your trans woman exclusionary shit) intersectional feminism. How cool my life is and how cool my dog is and how to make my life even cooler.

(It's not possible to make my dog cooler, if you were wondering, he's pretty much the gold standard)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
screaming into a pillow and watching twin peaks or buffy the vampire slayer over and over and over on netflix with my chihuahua
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That fedora looks awful on you. That one does too. Yeah, so does that one. Burn them all. Sorry, bud. No, your dumb Guy Fawkes mask doesn't make it better. Actually that makes it worse. I think you should burn that, too.

Looks, honestly, maybe you should just light yourself on fire and be done with it, I don't think there's any saving you.
You should message me if
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you wanna message me. don't be shy, go for it. worst thing that can happen is we don't click or something. just don't be a creepo

you wanna hang out with me and my dog and a cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes and some pizza and music. let's be really cute and smash capitalism together!!!

i would prefer not getting messages from people that aren't at least a 75% match. okcupid's algorithms seem to be pretty accurate.

you shouldn't message me to ask about my genitals.
what the hell is wrong with you