Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Ren. I'm a cute angry queer nonbinary communist.
I come with a heaping portion of the crazies, and not in the wacky
sort of way, but in the "I'm diagnosed as hell" way. I'm also
physically disabled (fibromyalgia is officially the main culprit).
I am so appealing~
Take me out on a date. I really like dates. Especially when coffee
and cigarettes are involved. Like damn fine black coffee and cherry
pie. And a lot of talking.
I'm a lot more shy than you would think I am.
I don't shave my legs or pits or whatever and I'm fat-- and I like
myself this way. Just a warning so I don't get any kind of "what
the fuck" later on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do tarot readings for money (hmu if you're interested, my prices
are reasonable!) Also art, poetry, you know. The type of stuff
someone who looks like me would be expected to do, let's be real. I
also spend a lot of time doing stick n poke tattoos lately (please
no lectures, I do it as safely, clean, and responsible as I can) On
top of all that, I spend a lot of time bein a real cute fat
disabled jobless layabout. (this means i have no money ever, heads
up!) I'm popular on the internet tho. I've also been getting more
into leftist activism, as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rolling around with my dog. Cooking. Making stuff. Being unbearably
cute. You know, the usual set of unmarketable talents and skills
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: I just like reading books tbh
MOVIES: So I had this list of movies and it wasn't exactly complete
so let's just go with a few important movies to me: Blade Runner,
Submarine, The Little Mermaid, An American Werewolf In London.
Also, as far as TV goes, I'm VERY into Buffy the Vampire Slayer and
Twin Peaks. I also like some assorted anime, most of all (of
course) a Neon Genesis Evangelion.
MUSIC: I like punk rock and stuff. And pretentious indie shit. And
hip hop. What's up
FOOD: Food. I like to cook. Don't ask me about cooking unless
you're ready to hear me not shut up about it for hours. Whoops!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my dog
- my dog
- my dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Kissing. Stick n poke tattoos. Butts. Communism. Radical (as in not
liberal, as in trans women are so important get the fuck outta here
with your trans woman exclusionary shit) intersectional feminism.
How cool my life is and how cool my dog is and how to make my life
(It's not possible to make my dog cooler, if you were wondering,
he's pretty much the gold standard)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
screaming into a pillow and watching twin peaks or buffy the
vampire slayer over and over and over on netflix with my chihuahua
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That fedora looks awful on you. That one does too. Yeah, so does
that one. Burn them all. Sorry, bud. No, your dumb Guy Fawkes mask
doesn't make it better. Actually that makes it worse. I think you
should burn that, too.
Looks, honestly, maybe you should just light yourself on fire and
be done with it, I don't think there's any saving you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you wanna message me. don't be shy, go for it. worst thing that can
happen is we don't click or something. just don't be a creepo
you wanna hang out with me and my dog and a cup of coffee and a
pack of cigarettes and some pizza and music. let's be really cute
and smash capitalism together!!!
i would prefer not getting messages from people that aren't at
least a 75% match. okcupid's algorithms seem to be pretty
you shouldn't message me to ask about my genitals.
what the hell is wrong with you
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