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mckev5

25 Cupertino, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–81
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know the difference between "your" and "you're"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So I want to be teacher. I studied History and Education at UCSB and volunteered at a few local Goleta schools..but realized I needed a bit more teaching experience before committing to the whole "graduate degree with crippling debt" thing. I spent two years as an English teaching assistant in Austria (the one with Mozart, not marsupials) and I'm finally coming home on June 8th to get ready for a Master's program in Education while working as a substitute teacher in the meantime.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
looking approachable. The amount of elderly people that randomly talk to me on public transportation has skyrocketed in recent years.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My stunning good looks, my modesty, my sense of humor. Usually in that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: pretty much any sci-fi/fantasy or history book. I recently tried to read 50 Shades of Grey and made it less than 50 pages before giving up. Or should I put that in the "Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit" section?

Movies: yes.

Shows: currently? The Flash was one of my favorite first seasons ever. I'm a sucker for a good superhero show.

Music: I like concept bands. and electronic music whenever I (try to) exercise.

Food: I like Mexican food more than I like most people.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
So this can go one or two ways on here. Either a) I answer seriously and list water, air, sunlight, etc. or b) give a snarky response like the internet...or guacamole.

So instead I thought c) I'd just complain about how lame this question is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at a bar, wondering if I've become that creepy old balding man.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I most likely want to have pugs instead of children.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
It doesn't bother you that I don't work at a Silicon Valley tech company, and I most likely won't go rock climbing with you. Sorry to break the Bay Area stereotype.

Also: I've noticed women on this website complain about getting "hey sexy" messages...I say bring 'em on.