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23 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Today – 12:44pm
- White, Other
- 6′ 1″ (1.85m).
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Atheism and somewhat serious about it
- Graduated from college/university
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has cats
- English (Okay), German (Okay), Latin (Poorly)
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Making my friends feel uncomfortable by linking their profiles on OkCupid. What's up, Maximumhugs?
According to my friends: I look like a mix of Vince Vaughn from Old School and Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords. I'd prefer a mix of Ryan Gosling and Tom Hardy, but I'll deal with the cards I've been dealt.
Gripping cinema: American Psycho, In Bruges, Blade Runner, Prestige, Star Wars, Life of Brian, Watchmen, Primer, AKIRA, Serenity, Django Unchained, Mean Girls, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Oldboy, Brick, The Jacket, the Bourne trilogy, and Miyazaki films.
Quality programming: Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Rome, Breaking Bad, Archer, Game of Thrones, Cowboy Bebop, Arrested Development, LOST, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Ergo Proxy, Chappelle's Show, and The Walking Dead.
Stand-up comedians: Louis CK, John Mulaney, Jim Gaffigan, Hannibal Buress, Patton Oswalt, Aziz Ansari, Dave Chappelle, etc.
You probably aren't even reading this: SBTRKT, Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Pink Floyd, The Dear Hunter, Coheed & Cambria, Daft Punk, Prize Fighter Inferno, Circa Survive, The Mars Volta (RIP 2001-2013), Mastodon, The Decemberists, MS MR, The Sword, Alesana, Sufjan Stevens, and The Protomen. Recently I've been listening to a lot of TV show soundtracks. Does anybody else even do that?
Preferred saturated fats: Chipotle burrito bowls and mochas, but not at the same time.
6) And with their powers combined, Captain Planet
-What it must feel like as a female to get thousands of creepy messages from creepy old men everyday.
-What I should watch on Netflix. Seriously, I spend more time browsing Netflix than I actually spend watching the damn shows. It's like I'm watching "Five-Star Reviews: Season 1-6" every time I'm on the website.
Coincidentally: I was single for most of high school.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–81
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating, long-distance penpals
You've ever referred to yourself as a hot mess.
You don't mind dating a hot mess.
You don't mind the fact that I'm leaving the country September 9th.
Your "most private thing you're willing to admit" isn't that you're on an online dating site.
Most importantly, you're classier than the people on Plenty of Fish.
Also: I've noticed women on this website complain about getting "hey sexy" messages...I say bring 'em on!