I'm Matt. I'm a teacher in St. Pete. I like it, I think. I enjoy stuff and also things. I love entertaining myself in different ways, mostly with sarcasm and saying ridiculous things to get reactions.

Teaching America's youth, coaching soccer, and mentoring a large group of future leaders (at least I want to believe so).

Teaching, Wiffle Ball (PRO), cooking (I make a BALLER soup), sleeping, talking to people/listening, and I'm a pretty awesome teammate for board games, trivia, etc.

I look like I'm 12.

Books: Fail Safe, Watchmen, Y: The Last Man, Alas Babylon, Fahrenheit 451, Their Eyes Were Watching God, Things Fall Apart. . .

Movies and TV: I am open to any and all movies..., Arrested Development, Seinfeld, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, College Football. . .

Music: I appreciate most music. Not a fan of Country. My first ever CD was "Tragic Kingdom"- No Doubt, and I'll admit it all day long.

Food: Bacon is the best meat product on the market today. I'll eat anything else when bacon isn't available. I love seafood, sushi, meat, and soups. I also really like to cook when I'm cooking for more than one person.

1) Family (friends are family)
2)Shower
3) Bacon
4) Fun stuff
5) Learning
6) All sources of media

Why my 16 and 17 year old students don't know what body of water they would be diving into if they jumped off of the St. Pete Pier.

Trying to relax, but probably working on stuff for school, soccer, or my leadership group. If I'm not doing any of that, I'm definitely drinking beer.

I get rather emotional while watching shows like "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition."

No reason not to message me, really. I'm better looking than a walking turd, my personality is about equal to said turd, but I think I make up for that with moderate success and a somewhat brighter than dim future.