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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:15pm
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, this is where I'm supposed to sell myself right? Type something clever, funny and intriguing that will make you want to message me back, or perhaps *gasp* start a conversation with me yourself? Well here goes nothing. I am a person who is continuously reevaluating the way I see the world. I Sometimes randomly Capitalize words in sentences. I cross my Zs, or Zeds if you're Canadian. It's hard for me to tell when I use txt spk ironically or seriously. I am suprised by few things but infatuated by many. I think Flash is the coolest superhero. I play too many video games, I read too many books, and I listen to too much music. I used to wish I was shorter. I can never have too many pairs of socks. I am passionate about my beliefs, but not afraid to challenge them. I am an Existentialist. I think life is too short. I love the Outdoors. I am an Eagle Scout. I probably think you're cute
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying bio/chem at PSU, and being involved with the outdoor program.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Very tall, big red beard, bright green eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Still Life With Woodpecker, Jitterbug Perfume, Wild Ducks Flying Backwards, Harry potter, Enders Game, Pendragon, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, The Great Gatsby, Catch 22, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Last night in Snowy River, Freakonomics, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Hamlet, Artimis Fowl, The House of the Scorpion, The Sea of Trolls, A Mote in Gods Eye, Water for Elephants. Shel Silverstein, Edgar Allan Poe, Alexander Pope, Jonathan Swift.

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Rosencrants and Guildenstern are Dead, The Princess Bride, Serenity, A Fish Called Wanda, Fight Club, Galaxy Quest (aka Allan Rickman in space), Star Trek, The Goonies, Stranger than Fiction, Kill Bill, Inglorious Bastards, Scott Pilgrim, Kick Ass.

TV shows: Breaking Bad, Firefly, Mythbusters, LOST, NCIS, Star Trek (all of them), Battlestar Galactica, Stargate (all of them), Warehouse 13, Mad Men, Sherlock, Dr. Who, Archer.

Music: The Black Keys, The Strokes, Van Halen, Frank Sinatra, The Arctic Monkeys, Voxtrot, Boston, The Last Shadow Puppets, Cage the Elephant, Gorillaz, Phoenix, Vampire Weekend, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Shins, Ok Go, The Queens of the Stone Age, R.E.M., The Killers, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Queen, MGMT, The Velvet Underground, Talking Heads, Violent Femmes, Beethoven, Alex Turner, Beck, Cake, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Beastie Boys, The Grateful Dead, Led Zeppelin, Modest Mouse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Spoon, Starfucker, Typhoon, Weezer, The White Stripes, Wolfmother, Mozart, and a lot more I'm forgetting.
Awesome new music
Favorite Beatles Song

Games: Halo, Borderlands, The Elder Scrolls, Bioshock, Team Fortress 2, Rome: Total War, Uncharted, EVE online, Portal, Saints Row, Just Cause, Metro 2033, Forza, Need for Speed, Star Wars: Battlefront, chess, cribbage, backgammon, risk, settlers of catan, casual Texas hold 'em, Egyptian Rat Screw, 13, rummy, speed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My music
The outdoors
Wool socks
Free will (Or the illusion of such. It's an ongoing debate.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it means to be human. The possibility of immortality and its implications. Exploring the Universe. How and what other people think. The definition of intelligence. L'appel du vide. Mamihlapinatapai. How awesome neutron stars are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to music and reading a book or quite possibly rocking out to some old school (David Lee Roth) Van Halen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think this is far better than the original.
You should message me if
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If you are a fellow wool sock enthusiast,
If you think Paul's Boutique is the Beastie Boys' most underrated album.
If you are also too stubborn to use an umbrella in the rain.
If you are tall.
If you want to tell me your favorite Beatles song.
"Our similarities provide us with a common ground, but our differences allow us to be fascinated with one another."
If you'll sing along to "El Scorcho" with me.