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mcmJoe

36 M Dallas, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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What I’m doing with my life
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Being obsessed with art and modern design. Eating tacos. Napping. Playing with my poorly behaved mutts. Collecting and selling mid-century modern furniture and modern art. Running my shop Revolve Modern in the Design District. Thrifting. Vintage road trips. Making weird music and paintings. Riding bicycles. Exploring forests. Trying to get a beer belly and failing while enjoying the process.. Building furniture and things....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crafting Delusions of Grandeur into small realities
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my butt or my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: classics, philosophy, cosmology, metaphysics.....

Movies: City of the lost Children, Groundhog day, Rosemary's Baby, Being John Malkovich, The Tenant, Kung Fu Hustle, My Name is Nobody, Eraserhead, Bubba Hotep, The Machinist, Donnie Darko, Office Space, Bad Boy Bubby, Fellini's Casanova, Cockwork orange

Music: David Bowie, The Velvet Underground, The Petshop Boys, the Cure, The Knife, Jad Fair, Daniel Johnsttton, Squarepusher, The Cars, Cut Copy, Modest Mouse, Grandaddy, The Flaming Lips, James Brown, Tears for Fears, Depeche Mode, Johnny Cash, Sergio Mendez...........

Food: TACOS!!! and everything else except creamed corn. I eat so much sushi that I'm concerned I might have mercury poisoning.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My two dogs Catsup and Crabcake
Modern design
My wonderful fambly
A few good friends
Not having a boss
My Guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it would be like if I were a human.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm bald.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you think I'm weird like you