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  • Ages 25-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Yesterday – 10:05am
White, —
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Found to be more likely to crack a your mom joke then then wall you're standing next too by five standard deviations. Which in science means it's totally true, probably.

I ran around the world once.

Also, I can cook. Not just grill / burn meat, but in fact cook things which can be eaten by humans.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The same thing I do with every life. Try to take over the world!

Outside of the 9-5 Engineering Job? Well if I told you then what would I talk about?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding new ways to extract more coffee with less water.
Not talking about work / fight club.

Keeping constant vigilance against the worm threat. Similar to the terrorist threat, but subtly different.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dashing good looks of course!

"Hey are you wearing a woot shirt?" Why yes I am. Seriously, $10 for a shirt. Cuz... I only got 20 dollars in my pocket.

Although, someday I want to answer this question with, "The tiger"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I do enjoy a good Terry Pratchett any day of the week. There where only three star wars movies, I cant seem to figure out why people keep saying there are six. Maybe they have problems counting.

I also love math and physics because well, I am engineer and if I didn't I'd have removed my own head with a blunt object.

Music is completely across the board. I like Atmosphere to Daft Punk with a healthy mix of Dub Step. Sub Focus FTW.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Fine Coffee
2) Internet
3) More Coffee
4) Good beer, none of that pilsner crap.
5) Quite a few things compete for this spot.
6) Daily Showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Not making horrible puns.

What it means to be statistically relevant.

Don't ask me about antennas, this is for your own good.

Math, lots of math.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probing the depths of that which should not be probed. Scientifically speaking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I only pretend to be into your mom to get to you.
You should message me if
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