Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've had this profile for three years now and i've finally decided
to have it revamped.
In these three long years this site has provided me with a sense of
how women act on the internet. We all want the same thing, but
women recieve ten times more messages than men. This allows them to
weed out the scrandies and pick who they feel is adequate enough to
suit their tastes. I feel this hinders the odds of them finding
some good ones. This constant rejection they dish out every day
turns themjudgemental. Ive tried every approach I could muster and
I still get about a three percent response rate. How is that
reasonable? If I'm clearly putting effort to get your attention,
its cruel to not give me a chance. What is the purpose of being on
a dating site if you're going to limit yourself. Basically all I'm
trying to convey here is that I feel like I'm a stellar catch, and
I feel I deserve a chance with any girl.
I know that was way too negative to be on a profile. I just feel
it's necessary to make you aware of what men deal with. Now, me.
I'm a simple guy to please. I am a generally happy person. Few
things make me lose my cool. I pride myself in being genuine in
everything I do. I can't stand being fake for other peoples
benefit. I will be honest to you. That comes with the good as well
as the bad. I just feel that most people can detect when someone is
"trying to be nice". And thats always bothered me.
I have many hobbies, but have a rough time fulfilling my urge to do
them. I lovee pool, bowling, darts, swimming, rummaging, video
games, skateboarding, out door activities like hiking and what not,
trying new eats.. Countless other things, but this gives you an
idea. Some qualities I feel I possess are: compassion, ambition,
work ethic, good morals, kindness, chivalry, openness, confidence,
attention to detail, competitive drive, focus when needed. In
reality I dont feel comfortable describing myself, I mean everyone
has a tendency for self deception, so how would I know if my
descriptions were accurate. i guess you will just have to find out
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Thats a tough one to figure out. Ive gone through many courses of
my life already. I have a strong drive for success. But I never
feel content with where I'm at with my life. I currently work at a
pita chip plant. I started at the bottom around a year ago, and
have proven myself so much that I now hold the highest paying
position under manager. Of course I dont plan on staying there
forever.. I planned on saving for school when I turned 18 because I
hated the concept of our society functioning on your ability to pay
off debt. I saved a decent chunk of change, and of course life
happened and I was forced to blow it away. Ive taken a few classes
since then. Havent approached a degree, but plan on finishing when
I get a chance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't mean to sound like a cocky douche, but I honestly believe I
can be the best at anything I put my mind to. Everything I've ever
cared about I have excelled in.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That's a hard one to figure out. Much of my childhood I struggled
with confidence issues. So I kind of have a residual warped view of
myself. So I can't safely say, how about you let me know :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I dont feel like recreating this one. Same basic concept apart from
I read a little more. Also I never added tv shows. I've watched
countless complete tv series on netflix. My favorites are doctor
who, supernatural, psych, friends, Seinfeld, archer, athf, most
star trecks, family guy, quantum leap, workaholics, wilfred, tons
of other shit. Cant think of demmz
Books.. hmm. i used to be an avid reader. sortof stopped when i got
out of school sadly. read the lost symbol by dan brown. pretty rad.
everything i read is pretty much awesome. so... my fave books...
are the next book you suggest to me :). movies. when i was 16 i
would buy them. when i was 18 i would download them. now i'm poor.
and watch the same like 35 movies i own. sad times :P. food.
depends on what choices you decide to make. ramen. thats a given.
peanut butter. and bread. i have discovered never gets old. and
thats like my whole diet apart from my horrible addiction to arbys.
mcdonalds and kfc. metabolism ftw :D
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
ladies of course :D
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Keeping this as well
what other people are thinking about. how the world works. how
people invented shit. what foods could i combine in my place. to
promote consumption efficiency as well as taste enhancement. what
different people find funny. and why they dont understand some
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i could say a bunch of bullshit i have done. but the real quesiton
is. what are you doing this friday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my name is matt. I reveal nothingg!
You should message me if
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