Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a confused and occasionally psychotic human-being looking for
friends on a dating site while stubbornly ignoring the fact that
it's a dating site.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
lying in bed.
Dreaming about ways to escape the winter here / trying to make the
most of the summer.
doing art-figure-photography modeling for fun and profit /
occasional sexwork / intermittently working on a myriad of projects
that I will never finish / lying in bed staring at the internet /
slowly starving to death.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Logical solutions to other peoples' tangible problems. advocacy.
Sorting things. Filling out paperwork. Managing medications.
Maybe drawing and writing and adventuring.
I can swallow (at least) a dozen pills at once.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my clothes are probably dirty. I might pick up food off the ground
and eat it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Writers: Steven Brust (Vlad
Taltos); P. C. Hodgell (Kencycrath); John Steinbeck
(East of Eden); Douglas Coupland (Generation X);
Tom Wolfe (Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test); William S.
Burroughs; Junji Ito; Roald Dahl; Sherman Alexie; Bill Watterson
(Calvin and Hobbes); Richard Brautigan; Matthew Woodring
Stover (Caine); Glen Cook (Black Company); S. E.
Hinton; Anita Diamant (The Red Tent); Ken Kesey (One
Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest); Harper Lee; Neil Gaiman
(American Gods); Leslie Feinburg (Stone Butch
Movies: Naked Lunch; Enter The Void;
Harold & Maude; Requiem for a Dream; Natural Born Killers;
Kids; Born Innocent; The Breakfast Club; Thelma & Louise; He
Died with a Felafel in His Hand; Falling Down; Dancer in the Dark;
The Skin I Live In; The Silence of the Lambs; Amélie; Beasts of the
Southern Wild; In Bruges; Serenity; Full Metal Jacket; Airplane;
Dead Poets Society; The Dreamers; Jennifer's Body...
Music: Dead Moon; The Mountain Goats;
Leonard Cohen; Lhasa de Sela; Nina Simone; Suzanne Vega; Joan Jett;
Pixies; T. Rex; Tom Petty; Fastbacks; Sleeper; Nirvana; Avengers;
Patsy Cline; Marisa Anderson…
Food: Artichokes. Butter. Lemon. Garlic.
Avocados. Fish. Pears. Honey. Beef stew. Blackberries. Kale.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
‣ A door to close.
‣ My bed.
‣ My psych meds.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to make money without working customer service (i'm open to
ideas). mental illness. what to do with my life. inequality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely I'll be online, mindlessly wasting time in a way that
only the World Wide Web can provide. I might be camming with a
Or, occasionally, I'll be out wandering the city, or painting a
picture, or sitting in an all-night diner with someone I just
Chances are, whatever I'm doing, I'll be up until dawn. Or maybe
not. Sometimes I go to bed at 7pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terrified of everything except for cats and
I don't like having sex. I'm bipolar.
I will answer pretty much any question put to me as honestly as
possible. If you want to know something "private" then ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you wanna explore abandoned places
if you wanna sell me drugs
if you wanna play board games
if you wanna do crafts or make art together
if you wanna buy me pretty things
if you wanna teach me to drive
if you wanna travel
if you wanna involve me in what you like doing
Maybe something else! Who knows! Be interesting, be
real. Involve me in your project. Teach me new things.
Tell me stories. Help me get out in the world. Let's remember the
things that make life worth living.
And I am not interested in romance or sexual contact of any
And if all you say in your message is "Hey," you're not likely to
get a reply. Please ask questions rather than making statement
about what I look like.
Who are you looking for?
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