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19 F Portland, OR

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–100
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My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Dislikes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am cynical, or bitter, or maybe just tired. I am in the midst of 'overcoming' 3 years of clinical depression* and facing my tenuous and intermittent 'happiness' with equal parts‡ excitement and apprehension. Where to go from here? Maybe make an account on a dating site in hopes that I can find some friends, activity partners, motivation.

What else? I have roughly 18 stick n poke circles tattooed on me. I have a cat. I like cats a lot. I used to think I could be one when I grew up, but I'm still figuring out how to make that work. Most days I spend a pathetic amount of time on the internet, but if you met me on the street I'd pretend I have a full and interesting life. I want to make that reality. Wanna help?

* I don't mean to mention it here, really, but it has so consumed my life these past few years that I don't know how to talk about myself without mentioning it.
‡ not actually equal parts. way more apprehension. or, like... terror.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, going through a breakup. It's not as fun as they say.
Looking for money (I'm not gonna say I'm looking for a job. It's more honest this way.)

Dreaming about ways to escape the winter here.

doing art-figure-photography modeling for fun and profit / intermittently working on a myriad of projects that I will never finish / lying in bed staring at the internet / slowly starving to death / thinking about getting a job at a sex shop.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Logical solutions to other peoples' tangible problems. advocacy. Sorting things. Filling out paperwork. Managing medications. Petting cats.
Maybe drawing and writing and adventuring.

I can swallow (at least) a dozen pills at once.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my clothes are probably dirty. I might pick up food off the ground and eat it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Writers: Steven Brust (Vlad Taltos); P. C. Hodgell (Kencycrath); John Steinbeck; Douglas Coupland; Tom Wolfe (Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test); William S. Burroughs; Junji Ito; Roald Dahl; Sherman Alexie; Bill Watterson; Richard Brautigan; Matthew Woodring Stover (Caine); Glen Cook (Black Company); S. E. Hinton; Anita Diamant (The Red Tent); Ken Kesey (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest); Harper Lee; Neil Gaiman (American Gods); Leslie Feinburg (Stone Butch Blues)...

Movies: Naked Lunch; Enter The Void; Harold & Maude; Requiem for a Dream; Natural Born Killers; most things directed by Larry Clark; Born Innocent; The Breakfast Club; Thelma & Louise; He Died with a Felafel in His Hand; Falling Down; Dancer in the Dark; The Skin I Live In; The Silence of the Lambs; Amélie; Beasts of the Southern Wild...
Shows: Firefly; House; Adventure Time; The Mentalist; The Good Wife; Doctor Who; Archer...

Music: Dead Moon; The Mountain Goats; Leonard Cohen; Lhasa de Sela; Nina Simone; Suzanne Vega; Joan Jett; Pixies; T. Rex; Tom Petty; Fastbacks; Sleeper; Goldfrapp; Nirvana; Avengers; Willie Nelson; Patsy Cline; Marisa Anderson…

Food: Artichokes. Butter. Lemon. Garlic. Avocados. Fish. Pears. Honey. Beef stew. Blackberries. Kale. Anything free.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
‣  A door to close.
‣  My bed.
‣  Probably my psych meds.
‣  Kitties.
‣  Affection.
‣  Sunshine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to make money without working customer service or doing pornography (i'm open to ideas).
the ideal way to format this profile (how the hell can I make proper footnotes on here?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely I'll be online, mindlessly wasting time in a way that only the World Wide Web can provide.
Or, occasionally, I'll be out wandering the city, or painting a picture, or sitting in an all-night diner with someone I just met.
Chances are, whatever I'm doing, I'll be up until dawn. Or maybe not. Sometimes I go to bed at 7pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terrified of everything except for cats and conversations.
I don't like having sex.

Since I'm not terrified of conversations, and will answer pretty much any question put to me as honestly as possible. If you want to know something "private" then ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
• You want to talk with / to / at me.
• You know about interesting places in this city that I don't. Maybe you want to explore them with me. Abandoned forgotten spaces... I don't have a car, though. Maybe you do.
• You want to play board games with me (and have board games).
• You want to do crafts or make art together. I'd like to sit around a proverbial (or real) fireplace and make things with someone else. (teach me to sew better! do taxidermy with me! teach me to use a darkroom!)
• You wanna do low-key and non-judgmental exercise with me. I am way out of shape.
• You wanna teach me to drive (I have a permit and have been learning in fits and starts for 4 years)
• You wanna sell me drugs. Anything but weed.
• You wanna travel with me or invite me somewhere south of here for the wintertime. I will come work on your farm in Argentina or... whatever.

Maybe something else! Who knows! Be interesting, be real. Involve me in your project. Teach me new things. Tell me stories. Help me get out in the world. Let's remember the things that make life worth living.

Please don't lecture me on "all you do to get over depression is…", believe me, I've heard it all.
And I am not interested in romance right now. Just getting on my feet after a breakup and looking for platonic friends.
And if all you say in your message is "Hey," you're not likely to get a reply.