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20 Portland, OR Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:50pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a confused human being looking for friends on a dating site while stubbornly ignoring the fact that it's a dating site.

I took a break for a few months, now I'm trying again.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just started a new job. It's terrifying.

Dreaming about ways to escape the winter here.

doing art-figure-photography modeling for fun and profit / intermittently working on a myriad of projects that I will never finish / lying in bed staring at the internet / slowly starving to death.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Logical solutions to other peoples' tangible problems. advocacy. Sorting things. Filling out paperwork. Managing medications. Petting cats.
Maybe drawing and writing and adventuring.

I can swallow (at least) a dozen pills at once.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my clothes are probably dirty. I might pick up food off the ground and eat it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Writers: Steven Brust (Vlad Taltos); P. C. Hodgell (Kencycrath); John Steinbeck; Douglas Coupland; Tom Wolfe (Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test); William S. Burroughs; Junji Ito; Roald Dahl; Sherman Alexie; Bill Watterson; Richard Brautigan; Matthew Woodring Stover (Caine); Glen Cook (Black Company); S. E. Hinton; Anita Diamant (The Red Tent); Ken Kesey (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest); Harper Lee; Neil Gaiman (American Gods); Leslie Feinburg (Stone Butch Blues)...

Movies: Naked Lunch; Enter The Void; Harold & Maude; Requiem for a Dream; Natural Born Killers; most things directed by Larry Clark; Born Innocent; The Breakfast Club; Thelma & Louise; He Died with a Felafel in His Hand; Falling Down; Dancer in the Dark; The Skin I Live In; The Silence of the Lambs; Amélie; Beasts of the Southern Wild...
Shows: Firefly; House; Adventure Time; The Mentalist; The Good Wife; Doctor Who; Archer...

Music: Dead Moon; The Mountain Goats; Leonard Cohen; Lhasa de Sela; Nina Simone; Suzanne Vega; Joan Jett; Pixies; T. Rex; Tom Petty; Fastbacks; Sleeper; Nirvana; Avengers; Willie Nelson; Patsy Cline; Marisa Anderson…

Food: Artichokes. Butter. Lemon. Garlic. Avocados. Fish. Pears. Honey. Beef stew. Blackberries. Kale. Anything free.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
‣  A door to close.
‣  My bed.
‣  Probably my psych meds.
‣  Kitties.
‣  Affection.
‣  Sunshine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to make money without working customer service (i'm open to ideas).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely I'll be online, mindlessly wasting time in a way that only the World Wide Web can provide.
Or, occasionally, I'll be out wandering the city, or painting a picture, or sitting in an all-night diner with someone I just met.
Chances are, whatever I'm doing, I'll be up until dawn. Or maybe not. Sometimes I go to bed at 7pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrified of everything except for cats and conversations.
I don't like having sex.

Since I'm not terrified of conversations, and will answer pretty much any question put to me as honestly as possible. If you want to know something "private" then ask.
You should message me if
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if you wanna explore abandoned places
if you wanna play board games
if you wanna do crafts or make art together
if you wanna teach me to drive
if you wanna sell me drugs
if you wanna travel
if you wanna involve me in what you like doing
if you wanna employ me

Maybe something else! Who knows! Be interesting, be real. Involve me in your project. Teach me new things. Tell me stories. Help me get out in the world. Let's remember the things that make life worth living.

And I am not interested in romance right now. Just getting on my feet after a breakup and looking for platonic friends.
And if all you say in your message is "Hey," you're not likely to get a reply.

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