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29 M Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 23
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I made a pledge not to grow up a bitter dinosaur. Living every day like it's my last, I can catch up on my sleep when I die.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
One day at a time, slowly figuring it out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Memorizing things, in particular movie quotes and music. Both are quite useful in the never ending "name that movie or song" game. But I'm also quite often on the tip of my tongue, and I'm not afraid to use my Google machine to ease the impending anxiety.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes. Tattoos if I'm rockin a manktop - a men's tank top for those unfamiliar with the fashion trend.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Mexicano, Chinese, Pizza, Cheesesteaks (damn you Philly!)

Pain & Gain, Transformers, Requiem for a Dream, The Departed, Dumb & Dumber, Dark Knight Rises, Anchorman, Step Brothers

The League, Archer, It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Community, Kroll Show, True Blood, Breaking Bad, South Park, House of Cards (I need more Frank!), Veep, Real World, The Challenge, Seinfeld, American Dad

Mayday Parade, Cartel, New Found Glory, Eminem, Pierce the Veil, All Time Low, Bring Me The Horizon, Weezy, Ke$ha, Wallpaper., Breathe Carolina, Childish Gambino, 3OH!3, Krewella, Skrillex, Luke Bryan, FGL, Attila, A Day To Remeber, AFI, Cobra Starship, The Maine, Marianas Trench, All American Rejects, The Summer Set, Boys Like Girls, The Ready Set, The Used, Say Anything, Yellowcard, Senses Fail, Good Charlotte, Go Radio, The Starting Line, The Menzingers, NOFX, Social Distortion, Taking Back Sunday, We Came As Romans, Dashboard Confessional, Say Anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Baseball
2. Spotify
3. My S4 to listen to #2 and play Flappy Bird
4. Dots
5. Tattoo ink/guns/artists
6. Vans slip-ons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My family, potential free agency, the masterpiece my tattoo sleeves will one day be, what it'd be like to train for world's strongest man, getting a MetRx sponsorship to train for said event, warm weather, concerts coming to town or just in the general geographic area so I can see every band I want and maybe get a road trip or two out of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
50/50 out drinking and having fun or at home watching Netflix until I pass out, which is just as fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Monsters Inc makes this grown man cry every time.
You should message me if
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if you like to (pizza) party 🍕🍺