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30 M Kraków, Poland

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:59pm
6′ 0″ (1.84m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Chinese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Gosh, I'm really bad at writing self-summaries (stock phrase 1).
I'd like others to be the judge... (stock phrase 2).
This is so stupid, but OK... (stock phrase 3).

I am more aware of stock phrases, cliche things and details in general than I'd wish to be. However I'm not judgmental about it - I'm not pointing them out to you like a dick. I am honest. I am shallow in terms of looks. See, I'm honest?! However nothing beats great chemistry. I'm a happy, optimistic and philanthropic guy - and a cynic at the same time. If these things sound somewhat contradictory to you, welcome to my world: in dealing with women I have to be able to handle a lot of contradiction. So why wouldn't you be able to?
What I’m doing with my life
Work hard, pla... NAAAAAHH goofy cliche right there!! And even if it was true, every loser says that now.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh and have a good time.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tits... my eyes are UP HERE, ladies!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What place in the world to live in the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with my friends!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think I've "admitted" enough on this site...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
the voices in your head tell you to do so. And if you don't have a skinny/flat/boyish ass - I don't care about "models" since they're not allowed to have curves (at least the professional ones). Now don't get offended, most white guys prefer skinny asses so please do not care about my opinion and personal taste and move on. Or let's just be friends.

You should not message me if you're very shy or uptight. I've created this profile also to put off women like that beforehand! Yes, I get that you girls have to protect your image by claiming to be at least "a little shy" but if it's too much I get bored fast and it's a turn-off. There's nothing wrong in being very shy but if you are, again, let's just be friends.

As to messages, here is how it goes: Almost all women on here say that just "hi/hey/hello + smiley" does not deserve a reply. Good, so why would I treat you differently? Because you're a woman? Nope. Because you're hot? Actually yes, I'll maybe make an exception if you're hot according to my own personal standards, if you're willing to take a gamble. If you just want to tell me something then write a real, genuine and honest message and you have my word, I will reply to you no matter what.

Once we have a conversation going, the message-/reply-ratio should be pretty much even because I will not chase you! But chasing is part of the game you say? Yes in a way, but if anything that goes only for REAL LIFE! This thing is ONLINE and until I haven't met you in real life you might as well be a fat guy in a Star Wars shirt - who probably doesn't even have a nice big ass! Let's all be grown-ups and respect each others time.