Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I suspect that I really have no business being on this site but the
subscription price can't be beat!
And I don't really expect to generate a lot of interest here. The
clear majority of subscribers here are singles looking for
"soulmates." I realize that my goal for being on this site is not
quite so noble in the minds of most subscribers here; I am married,
and have no intention of leaving the marriage, but for some time I
have longed for a "playmate" to provide some intimacies that were
never available or are no longer available at home. I desire sexual
intimacy but I also want elements of romance, respect, and even
"art" to be part of that intimacy. If you are a lady who is reading
this and you have longings similar to mine I hope you will contact
I am respectful, artistic, and very funny!
What I’m doing with my life
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I recently retired from my accounting practice. I am now trying to
develop a second career as a professional musician.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
playing several instruments (guitar, harmonica, mandolin, and
bass), several genres (bluegrass, country, folk, light jazz, and
Also good at crossword puzzles and would love to be a Jeopardy
The first things people usually notice about me
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my avant-garde sense of humor...it will make you groan sometimes!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read as much as I used to, but I tend to read "human
condition" titles such as Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee, The Gulag
Archipelago. Also like humor, especially Tom Robbins' Another
Roadside Attraction and Even Cowgirls Get the Blues!
Favorite movies: Schindler's List, The Shawshank Redemption, The
Bucket List,The Great Debaters, Pursuit of Happiness, and To Kill a
Mockingbird. The "human condition" thing again!
Music: I like all kinds except cop-killer and misogenic rap. My
favorite genre is classical.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The six things that would greatly impair my quality of life if I no
longer had them available: (1) Visits with my grandkids; (2) Live
music (performing and listening); (3) buffet restaurants; (4) moose
hunting in Alaska (includes rafting for several days on a remote
wilderness river with some Class III rapids!); (5) Walleye fishing
on Lake Roosevelt, and (6) watching Gonzaga Basketball games (Go
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I got so old so fast! (Like most people my age!)
But, you know, the older the violin the sweeter the music!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If not playing for a gig or rehearsing for one I'm most likely at
home on the internet..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Er, I sometimes suck at sex...I don't have a 14-inch tongue and I
can't breathe through my ears!
I warned you that my sense of humor was avant-garde...
You should message me if
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You are of the same complex-avant-garde mindset as me!
And, if what I have said makes perfect sense to you!
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