I am amazing, lazy, and morbid.
My Self-Summary
Too much awesome to really put into words :P.
On here to find maybe a friend.
Or more than a friend?
Qualifications:
You are a
girl
You
don't
have a penis
If you do have a penis it is smaller than mine
You are pretty
You are not
fat
You are
not super fat
I can not emphasize enough; that you are not fat
You are not offended easily
You like to throw Gummi Worms at geese
You find me attractive :D
I DO
HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
Me:
myspace.com/real_boys_kiss_boys
What I’m doing with my life
I just finished a year long contract working for the Washington
Conservation Corps which got me a $4700 scholarship which I hope to
use to pursue the WEMT course through Aerie Back Country Wilderness
in Montana. I work at Gamestop because I love
video games like obesity loves
America and Great Brittan. I volunteer at the Tacoma Art Museum
sometimes. I have started making
plush animal dolls. You're
jealous; I know.
I’m really good at
Sitting around. Staring at things. Playing video games. Some would
say art. Reading people. Relating to
serial killers. Reading. Being
open minded. Dancing like a mad man.
Relaxing. Breathing (on occasion).
Sometimes causing large groups of people to laugh (not always at
me).
Oh and:
Making sexy
time.
The first things people usually notice about me
When I had glasses they would assume I was vegan; I'm NOT! (Not
that I have a problem with vegans). People say I talk a lot and
socialize well, although I feel very nervous talking to people, I
am extremely open about my thoughts, life and opinions. I've been
told rather early on in a new conversation that I am: morbid, a
hippie, (oh the contradictions) intelligent, humorous, offensive,
sarcastic, wise, etc, etc. ..
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books:
American Psycho
120 Days of Sodom
Lolita
Movies:
Salo'
Gummo
The Cook, the Thief, his Wife, and her Lover
A Zed and Two Naughts
American Psycho
Zoolander
Night at the Roxbury
Grandma's Boy
The Fall
Music:
Pink Floyd
The Postal Service
Radiohead
Modest Mouse
Bob Marley
The Faint
Ladytron
Food:
Gioza, Eggrolls, Noodles and Egg
Steak, Mashpotatoes, Asperigus
Taco Bell
Monster
The six things I could never do without
Air
Sleep
Clothes
Video Games
Music
Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Societies view on morality and the defining line of when "Sanity"
is claimed "Insanity" and how it affects the individual.
Also,
Food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing at home.
Typically refraining from doing anything particularly productive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I HAVE A HUGE PENIS.
Keep it on the DL.
You should message me if
You are a female.
and you are interested in maybe sort of. .. .
doing cool things?
Like uhhmm.. . sex?
Oh and movies and video games and taunting down syndrome children
from the refuge of my car.