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meanbunni

36 Fort Lauderdale, FL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am 5'6" and 115 lbs, and I am very cute. My mother says that I could wear a garbage bag and still be gorgeous. Update: I think I may have gained 10 lbs. So, now I am on a cheesecake strike. I love cheesecake. :( Gaining the weight isn't that big of a deal; I am still thin and could even gain 10 more lbs. I just want to fit in my pants. Poor pants. I own a lot of pants. Also, people say, "You needed to gain the weight. You look great and healthy." Screw them. They are just fat and want me to join their team.

I do not drink alcohol, and I am not interested in going to clubs or bars to drink. However, I like to dance, and I may go to a club once in a while to dance. Please note, I dance everywhere.

I am extremely life-oriented. I want to experience new and amazing things. I want to run around, touch the sky, and dream.

I am extroverted, and I love to laugh. I am often the life of the party, and I love the spot light. I like to tell jokes and act silly. Please note, my jokes are not scripted, such as, "There is a jew, a catholic, and a horse at a bar...etc..." My jokes are more off the cuff and produce shock value. I am often making jokes and not aware of my joking. Actually, this was probably a joke, and I didn't realize it.

Relationships are important to me, and I prefer to have honest and open relationships. Just to point out, when I write "open relationships," I am not referring to swinging/polyamory or anything of the sort. I simply mean that if there is a conflict, I prefer to resolve it in a healthy manner. I like to share my thoughts and feelings with my partner and vice versa.

I am honest to the highest degree, and sometimes it gets me into trouble. Still, I attempt to arrange my words in a way that will be least offensive to the other party. Other times, I am just crass.

I am educated, and I love school. I am usually attending some class or another.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Licensed Mental Health Counselor and Certified Addictions Professional, and I work in the addictions field.

I love to be spontaneous, and I am up for about anything. I love the beach and water. I enjoy spending time with friends and eating good food.

I watch too much Netflix. Please Help! ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good at dancing, smiling, laughing, and playing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a nice smile, and I am friendly. I have exotic eyes, so I am told. I am fashion forward and fancy. However, when it comes to electronics, I am old school. People notice that too. I still have an AOL account, for instance. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am always reading something, so it is hard to think of my favorite books, but they may be "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep," "Breakfast of Champions," "The Unbearable Lightness of Being," "Confederacy of Dunces," "The Stranger," "Housekeeping," and "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy." My favorite movies include, "Back to the Future (I and II)," "The Hunger," and "Bleu." I like anything Sci-Fi with time travel and mind bending experiences or anything mystical with vampires and/or zombies. I also like horror films, foreign films, indie films, etc...For music, I like most things 80s/industrial or indie. I love raw food, vegetarian delights, fish. TV shows include True Blood, The 100, Extant, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Vampire Diaries, The Originals, Scandal, Californication, Revenge, The Killing, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, The Walking Dead, Falling Skies, Continuum, Enlightened, Pawn Stars, Judge Judy and others I am sure. I love TV.

Update: Reading has now taken a backseat to Netflix, unfortunately. Please see Netflix comments. :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water, food, cats, sparkling water, fruit, fancy clothes, shoes. okay so that was 7. but i put water down twice. Also, after reading so many other profiles, I realized that I forgot family and friends. Oops! Update: And now add netflix to the mix. I am a freaking add for this netflix thing. Jesus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to stop thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Passed out asleep after watching an indie film.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have difficulty with time and organization, but I am working on it. Also, I watch a lot of TV. Okay, so I watch TV, but I am also in the process of getting licensed to scuba dive, which seems to be taking months. :P My scuba diving partner sucks at getting his scuba schedule on track. Just saying.
You should message me if
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Given the above information, I am looking for someone similar.

I would like someone who is honest and giving and nurturing. Someone who gives a helping hand to anyone in need.

Being that I do not drink, I prefer to be with someone who does not drink as well. Also, if you do the herb, there is no judgement; I am just not interested in being around that kind of lifestyle. I want to grab at life and explore and wonder and live, and for me, this can't be done when numb and dumb. Okay, so that was judgmental.

Although I eat mostly vegetarian (i.e. Pescatarian), I don't mind if my partner eats steak, lamb, chicken, cow, pig, or whatever. Update: I am now a Brisket eater. Not thrilled about it, but I need more iron, and I need to get it the natural way.

I would prefer to be with a neat freak. Neatness and proper grammar turn me on. Disclaimer: This doesn't mean that I am a neat freak. I aspire to be one, however. I like clean, linear lines. I like a minimalist interior design, although I can dress quite gaudy. Also, I aspire to be a grammar junkie. I am working on this. I love the use of language, and I am fond of communication. I love learning new words. However, I am not going to read the dictionary. If I don't know what a word means, I will ask you. I have no shame.

I like a guy who knows how to dress and is stylish.

I like a clean-shaven man or a trimmed fellow.

I am attracted to thin men with baby faces who are smart. Nerdy? Even better. Enough said. I like to stay/look/appear in-shape, even though I eat cake almost every day, and I expect the same from my man. Update: please see above.

If you are allergic to cats, this may be an issue. Update- I don't have a cat anymore. :( So, this is no longer an issue, but I still like cats, and I may want one in the future. However, if my partner is allergic, and I find him fabulous, I may have to make a concession on this issue.

Another important criteria is that my man needs to be motivated and happy.

Above anything else, I want someone who is fun, crazy, wild, exciting, and totally amazing, and I would like him to feel the same way about me.