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MeanSenorMustard

27 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:39am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born in the US, but raised in Mexico. After leaving the cult named Texas A&M so I could learn how to scientifically hug trees, I got to Austin for the opportunity to play live music, stayed because of grad school, and did not get out because of a career.

Personality: http://www.personalitypage.com/ENTP.html

That means I'm always interested in discussing novel and useless topics of conversation such as how dolphins communicate, the speed of an unladen swallow, and personality systems. Apparently, I can also be sarcastic and cynical, but the one you laugh with (ok, sometimes 'at', too) when I go off on a rant. Badass, basically.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Unsuccessful at achieving my childhood dream to become a super hero, I did the next best thing and became an engineer so I could walk in the middle of creeks and rivers on a weekly basis, deal with people angry at water, and park for free wherever I want. It's a great job, and it's eerily similar to Parks and Recreation. My other childhood dream of becoming Ron Swanson is coming true.

Still, my mind often wonders if I should just open up a brewery, an animal rescue group, or just find a sugar mama that would be ok with me playing ukulele all day long. She better like Beatles... and crappy hip-hop/ranchera covers.

I'll eventually work up the huevos to start playing on open mic shows, assemble yet another rock band, tour around the nation on a Winnebago, have people call me to see if they can impress chicks by taking them to green rooms, be on the cover of Rolling Stone shirtless, etc. I have a fan in my neighbor, except I'm not really rocking her to sleep when I'm singing songs at midnight. My dog, on the other hand...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Teaching people how to say Mexican dirty words.

"PANOCHA!" "RIATA!"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk really fast with an awesome accent. I speak fluent English, yet I can't go in public for one minute without people slightly tilting their heads and squinting their eyes, followed by a "Where are you from? Are you French?"

Oui oui, wey. Southerners be trippin'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's list a bunch of crap you are probably going to skip over!

Books: Blindness, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Life at the Bottom, Albert Einstein's Biography, A Clockwork Orange, Flatland, Nausea, works by Pablo Neruda, works by Mario Benedetti, Snoop.

Music: TOM WAITS! JEFF BUCKLEY! THE BEATLES!.... Andrew Bird, Arctic Monkeys, Beck, Daft Punk, Feist, Good Old War, Gorillaz, Jack White, Kimbra, Modest Mouse, MuteMath, of Montreal, Pomplamoose, Primus, Queen, Radiohead, Regina Spektor, Sonic Youth, The Mars Volta, The Smiths, The Strokes, Two Door Cinema Club.

Shows: Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Game of Thrones, Workaholics, The Walking Dead, Parks and Recreation.

Movies: The Tree of Life, A Clockwork Orange, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Matando Cabos, Midnight in Paris, Adaptation, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Nueve Reinas, Let the Right One in, Inception.

Food: EVERYTHING... but pickles. Pickles really suck. I h8 U pikles
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.- Wood instruments.
2.- Canines and K9s.
3.- The snooze button.
4.- Mismatched running socks.
5.- Stouts and Porters. 512 Pecan Porters at a place? Hell yeah.
6.- Soy sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how strange it is to be anything at all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Breathing, thinking, perceiving, sensing, analyzing, judging, drinking, sitting, ordering, drinking again, jumping, perspiring, spraining my ankle, drinking, sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Long distance road trips have really, really, really, REALLY made me appreciate gas station coffee. And combining it with the hot chocolate from those dripping machines is just...

Don't judge.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a thing for science-oriented people who play music.

And if you don't mind outdoor activities. One of my favorite activities is to explore new and old areas with the pup, and it will suck if that doesn't sound like fun to you.

Or you can tell me a really, REALLY bad joke.

Of if you think Blur were the true kings of Britpop. Oasis sux.

Or if you are Leslie Feist. I love Leslie Feist. Feist is awesome.

Feist pls.