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27 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

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Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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One of the best snuggle partners of my generation. I've been told I am a happy, funny pessimist when I laugh at life. Long arms that prevent me from wearing M-sized shirts. I can cook. Gentleman (chivalry is not dead, damn it!). Delightful fellow looking for a lovely lady.

I'm always interested in discussing novel and useless topics of conversation such as how dolphins communicate, the speed of an unladen swallow, and personality systems. Or over-analyze OkCupid match% thingie. I can be sarcastic and cynical, but the one you laugh with ('at'?) when I go off on a rant.

INTP, 5w6, either you think you are Ravenclaw, or you don't care about Harry Potter.
What I’m doing with my life
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Unsuccessful at achieving my childhood dream to become a superhero, I combined my secret powers in geography and math to become an environmental engineer. Now, I get paid to run in the middle of creeks and bushes on a weekly basis, listen to old men yelling at drainage water on the street, and park downtown for free. I'm also the author of 2 scientific publications. My other childhood dream of becoming Ron Swanson is coming true... minus the bacon eating.

I sing, play guitar, bass, ukulele, and have played in two countries. I'll eventually work up the huevos to start playing on open mic shows, assemble yet another rock band, tour around the nation on a Winnebago, have people call me to see if they can impress chicks by taking them to green rooms, be on the cover of Rolling Stone (or SPIN or something) shirtless rocking a jewfro, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Winning arguments with myself in my head, though not all of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You're not from here, huh?"


"Where are you from?"

"Take a guess."

"Huhhhhh... like... your accent sounds... are you French?"

Oui oui, wey. Southerners be trippin'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Blindness, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Life at the Bottom.

Music: Way too long of a list. My biggest influences are Tom Waits, Jeff Buckley, George Harrison and Alex Turner.

Shows: Scrubs, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Game of Thrones, House of Cards.

Movies: The Tree of Life, A Clockwork Orange, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2001: A Space Odyssey. Kubrick was my nig.

Food: EVERYTHING... ish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.- Wood instruments.
2.- Canines and K9s.
3.- The snooze button.
4.- Mismatching running socks.
5.- Stouts and Porters. 512 Pecan Porters are the purest of nectars.
6.- Soy sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how strange it is to be anything at all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Breathing, perceiving, sensing, analyzing, judging, drinking, sitting, ordering, drinking again, jumping, perspiring, spraining my ankle, getting white girl wasted, petting, sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate pickles and anything pickle-flavored. It's the one ingredient I always watch out for at restaurants, and I hate getting a pickle spear as a side for a sandwich. I fight the urge to leave the room every time I feel there is a one around.

I'll give you my pickles if you give me your tomatoes.
You should message me if
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You have a thing for science-oriented-wannabe-musicians.

Or if you are a silly/open person, and you can tell me a really, REALLY bad joke. Here, I'll start:

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.

And if you don't mind being outdoors doing things such as hiking, swimming, running, or even just drinking on a porch. Being indoors is nice and all sometimes, but I'd rather break out of the 90% statistic.

Or if you are Leslie Feist. I love Leslie Feist. Feist is awesome.