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meatpaws

38 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Aug 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
. i don't need your pity sex ! but if ya want to hang out ,sing or plant stuff or just sit and drink and talk I'm down for that !
I am silly, serious, grim, and fun to be around; if you like gallows humor and self deprecation.

I was not so recently described as "one life changing event away from becoming a super villain " (i take this as a compliment as most super villains could be described as VERY proactive in the pursuit of their agendas)

I work a lot.

I am large, hardworking, and bombproof
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm Working as a board opp & lighting tech more often than not. lasers, l.e.d.'s , fire pots , high places, climbing around in ceilings dragging a rope along with me, enjoying the hot sun when i can, getting on, planes, buses, trains and going to the next show . swearing under my breath. Trying not to judge people to harshly ...

Annnnnd that was what I was doing now i'm an operations manager for the tiniest production company ever ....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping things and people going when they are about to break, hanging on to things and pulling ropes , balancing things , yelling , 4 out of 5 jokes i tell ,electricity, tying knots ,pretending to listen ,nodding ,finding simple solutions to difficult problems , lighting a stage , puns , silly songs made up on the spot , landing safely in the "friend" zone , using gaff tape for all sorts of things , smiling when it hurts , being fine on the outside, drawing weird pictures, soldering stuff , wiring stuff , and being just plain weird but awesome!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm huge 6'6" and around 315 lbs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
really , all four in one category ? Really, no ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
time with my kids
rope
a nap
tools- c-wrench, disto, folding knife
the plot
free parking

New list....
Time with my kids
A beer in the shower now and then
My phone
coffee
... The rest is negotiable... per local standards
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how are the kids , what do i need to do next , do i really need this?
When is the next gig?

New list...
How much time do I have to sleep?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working, sleeping or , reading a book

New list...
Working
Getting into planes, trucks, trains...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
bridge to tarabitha made me cry, no really it was sad with the guilt and all... Also nurses, horses , and crossbows scare the crap out of me...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–52
  • Near me
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have nothing better to do . really those dishes aren't going to wash themselves are they? for that matter when was the last time you folded your laundry? Honestly, I need to do some laundry too ... I know this sweet laundry mat right by a place with a decent jukebox...
If you want to do something, anything, that involves getting up and getting out of the house . want to explore the city ? awesome let's go ....

Also if you have some clever banter, man! I love some good banter!