. i don't need your pity sex ! but if ya want to hang out ,sing or
plant stuff or just sit and drink and talk I'm down for that
I am silly, serious, grim, and fun to be around; if you like
gallows humor and self deprecation.
I was not so recently described as "one life changing event away
from becoming a super villain " (i take this as a compliment as
most super villains could be described as VERY proactive in the
pursuit of their agendas)
I work a lot.
I am large, hardworking, and bombproof
What I’m doing with my life
I'm Working as a board opp
& lighting tech
than not. lasers, l.e.d.'s , fire pots , high places, climbing
around in ceilings dragging a rope along with me, enjoying the hot
sun when i can, getting on, planes, buses, trains and going to the
next show . swearing under my breath. Trying not to judge people to
Annnnnd that was what I was doing now i'm an operations manager for
the tiniest production company ever ....
I’m really good at
Keeping things and people going when they are about to break,
hanging on to things and pulling ropes , balancing things , yelling
, 4 out of 5 jokes i tell ,electricity, tying knots ,pretending to
listen ,nodding ,finding simple solutions to difficult problems ,
lighting a stage , puns , silly songs made up on the spot , landing
safely in the "friend" zone , using gaff tape for all sorts of
things , smiling when it hurts , being fine on the outside, drawing
weird pictures, soldering stuff , wiring stuff , and being just
plain weird but awesome!
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm huge 6'6" and around 315 lbs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
really , all four in one category ? Really, no ...
The six things I could never do without
time with my kids
tools- c-wrench, disto, folding knife
Time with my kids
A beer in the shower now and then
... The rest is negotiable... per local standards
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how are the kids , what do i need to do next , do i really need
When is the next gig?
How much time do I have to sleep?
On a typical Friday night I am
working, sleeping or , reading a book
Getting into planes, trucks, trains...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
bridge to tarabitha made me cry, no really it was sad with the
guilt and all... Also nurses, horses , and crossbows scare the crap
out of me...
You should message me if
you have nothing better to do . really those dishes aren't going to
wash themselves are they? for that matter when was the last time
you folded your laundry? Honestly, I need to do some laundry too
... I know this sweet laundry mat right by a place with a decent
If you want to do something, anything, that involves getting up and
getting out of the house . want to explore the city ? awesome let's
Also if you have some clever banter, man! I love some good banter!