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meatspear

27 Dallas, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have an internet connection.
What I’m doing with my life
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Looking at a picture of a dog. (singular)
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am actually a severed head, trapped inside of a jar of brine, attached to a roller skate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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What is a book?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Atomic radiation. x 5
This website http://doesthedogdie.com/
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Starting a cult.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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I am a ghost in real life.
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I'm really bad at talking to strangers on the internet, especially the dark, back alleys that are dating sites. So, you should probably just message me.

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