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meatspear

27 M Dallas, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:52am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have an internet connection.
What I’m doing with my life
Looking at a picture of a dog. (singular)
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am actually a severed head, trapped inside of a jar of brine, attached to a roller skate.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I'm really bad at talking to strangers on the internet, especially the dark, back alleys that are dating sites. So, you should probably just message me.