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  • Ages 20–27
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on law school
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French
My self-summary
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I was in a progressive rock band in high school - at least, that's what I said when asked why each of us was playing in a different time signature.

I’m a feminist because, seriously, what kind of jerk do you have to be to believe women don't deserve equal treatment?

I lean to the left, and not just because of the damage to my cerebellum.

I carry a harmonica in my jacket pocket, 'cause you never know when someone's gonna need a 12-bar blues. (Hint: Never)

I'm like the Jacques Cousteau of dive bars.

I studied philosophy, linguistics, and French in college, so you could say that I'm well-rounded, if by well-rounded you mean that I am equal to my diameter times pi.
What I’m doing with my life
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Starting law school this fall after two years as a paralegal at a family law firm. Recently moved to Mt. Vernon after living in Bethesda.

Outside of school, I perform at open mics to breathe life into my music career. Unfortunately, CPR is less effective on corpses.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My rakish smile and kaleidoscope eyes. Oh wait, it's just something in my teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Graham Greene, Albert Camus, Isaac Asimov, Steven Pinker, Craig Thompson, Neil Gaiman, Borges, Kafka, John Donne, William Blake, Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Music: Leon Russell, Debussy, Barenaked Ladies, The Who, Jackson Browne, Jerry Reed, Dresden Dolls, Charles Mingus, Tallest Man on Earth, The Decemberists, Electric Light Orchestra, Bob Dylan

TV: The Office, Community, The IT Crowd, Psych, Seinfeld, The Peep Show

Movies: The Graduate, Blazing Saddles, The Jerk, The Purple Rose of Cairo, In Bruges, The Artist, Tommy, Mad Max
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
High minded discussions about low minded things
Slang by stipulation
Second-order infinities
FDA approval
A sustaining cause
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Law stuff. Bioethics. How to make a career out of both law stuff and bioethics.

How to monetize my shitty impressions.

How to justify our intuitions about ethics without appealing to objective moral truths.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
causing a ruckus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I sing in the office after everyone has left for the day. I’m not as worried about the janitor reporting me to my boss as I am about his oral critique.

When I was eight I made a Geocities Sailor Moon fan page. I was popular.
You should message me if
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You are both a renate and a cordate.

You can get lost in the National Gallery (figuratively, that is. They have maps).

You have a bike or you can imagine yourself with a bike (don't worry, this a judgment-free zone).

You have a soft spot for 90's JRPGs.