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meb5

24 Baltimore, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French
My self-summary
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I was in a progressive rock band in high school - at least, that's what I said when asked why each of us was playing in a different time signature.

I’m a feminist because, seriously, what kind of jerk do you have to be to believe women don't deserve equal treatment?

I lean to the left, and not just because of the damage to my cerebellum.

I carry a harmonica in my jacket pocket, 'cause you never know when someone's gonna need a 12-bar blues. (Hint: Never)

I'm like the Jacques Cousteau of dive bars.

I studied philosophy, linguistics, and French in college, so you could say that I'm well-rounded, if by well-rounded you mean that I am equal to my diameter times pi.
What I’m doing with my life
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Starting law school this fall after two years as a paralegal at a family law firm. Recently moved to Mt. Vernon after living in Bethesda.

Outside of school, I perform at open mics to breathe life into my music career. Unfortunately, CPR is less effective on corpses.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
concision.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My rakish smile and kaleidoscope eyes. Oh wait, it's just something in my teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Graham Greene, Albert Camus, Isaac Asimov, Steven Pinker, Craig Thompson, Neil Gaiman, Borges, Kafka, John Donne, William Blake, Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Music: Leon Russell, Debussy, Barenaked Ladies, The Who, Jackson Browne, Jerry Reed, Dresden Dolls, Charles Mingus, Tallest Man on Earth, The Decemberists, Electric Light Orchestra, Bob Dylan

TV: The Office, Community, The IT Crowd, Psych, Seinfeld, The Peep Show

Movies: The Graduate, Blazing Saddles, The Jerk, The Purple Rose of Cairo, In Bruges, The Artist, Tommy, Mad Max
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
High minded discussions about low minded things
Slang by stipulation
Second-order infinities
FDA approval
Gluten
A sustaining cause
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Law stuff. Bioethics. How to make a career out of both law stuff and bioethics.

How to monetize my shitty impressions.

How to justify our intuitions about ethics without appealing to objective moral truths.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
causing a ruckus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I sing in the office after everyone has left for the day. I’m not as worried about the janitor reporting me to my boss as I am about his oral critique.

When I was eight I made a Geocities Sailor Moon fan page. I was popular.
You should message me if
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You are both a renate and a cordate.

You can get lost in the National Gallery (figuratively, that is. They have maps).

You have a bike or you can imagine yourself with a bike (don't worry, this a judgment-free zone).

You have a soft spot for 90's JRPGs.