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mechanicorpse

27 M Granite City, IL

My Details

Last Online
Feb 16
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self-proclaimed nerd.
I work or take care of my responsibilities for the day, then I find something to do before I pass out. Standard day, at least. I don't smoke tobacco any more, but I do smoke. I sometimes get REALLY hooked into things. It's the nerdliness. Too lazy to type more and show I'm less of an asshole for now. Check back for more. Maybe.

Oh dear, posting more.
Sometimes, I go out driving for the sake of getting lost, then finding my way back. I had a beard and was trying to grow my hair out as long as I can. It might happen again. Who knows?
Ducks are fucking cute.
I don't remember what else I was going to say.

Snappeth, updating more?
I am a whore for cuddling and spooning, as I am a walking heater. You should purchase me for those cold winter nights.

I have been to Sweden twice. I have been engaged. Both of those items are related. Clearly it didn't end well. Whoops.

I enjoy building computers, experimenting with Linux, and not using Apple products(though I won't shun you for such. They have their perks as well. Just not my cuppa)

Contrary to popular belief(and beard), I think feminism is grand and should be taken more seriously.
Supporting that opinion, my views are that anyone should be able to do whatever/whomever they want, as long as it isn't inversely hurting someone else.
Just don't leave others cleaning up your psychological and/or physical mess.
I am ranting again. Oh, boy.
Totally lost track of my next asinine idea.
Stay tuned for more?

Also, Tumblr: Seangar.tumblr.com
I haven't updated it in ages since I only have internet on le phone currently. Still, I welcome followers.

I have been robbed. I have been homeless. I have never been in an auto accident, but I have had 2 vehicles die out, one of which in an express lane on an interstate. Never been injured. I have shared living quarters with a prostitute(note: LIVED with. No further than that.) I have been through many different occupations, from steel worker to beef slicer, Dollar General cashier to windshield repair technician on Air Force bases.
I have been told by individuals 3 times my age that I have lived more of a life and had more experiences than they have. I always found that bewildering.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working 2 part-time jobs: Dollar General and RadioShack, taking naps, waiting patiently for death.
Going to school for CCNA(Cisco-Certified Networking Associate)
Exploring whenever given the opportunity.
Gathering observations about my surroundings and considering how to apply them.
Sometimes, food!
Also, Steam, Guild Wars 2, Final Fantasy XIV, and amassing animé fansubs until my hard drives are near full capacity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying things too late
Procrastinating
Eating
Driving
Swearing like a sailor(I have never met a sailor before. Maybe I am tarnishing their reputation?!)
Awkward/bad jokes
Dismantling things
Making kids laugh, intentionally and accidentally
Generating heat
My hamhands hitting the wrong key on my phone
Rambling
Chaining stories into more stories
Staring through your windo-...I mean seeing things from a distance. Sure. Yeah.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hair and facial hair.
Full beard and flowing locks.
Actually, had a haircut and reminded myself how to shave in November of 2012.
When I shave, people think I'm 12~17. This is why I don't enjoy shaving often.
Oftentimes, I am told that I am too nice and/or polite/respectable for my own good.

I have a big nose, honk honk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Dungeons and Dragons, World of Warcraft, EVE Online, Guild Wars, dozens of other MMOs. That's my general entertainment. I don't watch tv, but that is because I don't have tv service. Whatevs. A metric shit-ton of animé, hentai, etc. I eat based on texture. I eat a lot of meats, honestly. Meat, chocolates, cheese, bread, soda(update: Not really much soda currently.) General diet right there. Champion.
Feel free to be vegan and/or vegetarian, or any diet you choose. Your body, your choice, yo.

Weeaboo tramp stamp: http://myanimelist.net/animelist/Ibarakasen

Evidence of my musical tastes! Ahh, shit! http://last.fm/user/SexyMcSexerson
(I don't actually think I am sexy, haha. User name carried over from MMORPGs from my high school years.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love
Food
Internet
My Hair
Contact with another person.
Motherfuckin' puppy kisses.
Animé
Lists
Much more space for this
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Heroin.
No, that's a bad joke.
Honestly, I just try to take information as it comes.
When I go into my deep thoughts, it's just tying up loose ends whilst I have no clue what is going on.

Trufax: I want to mine asteroids and other celestial structures/resources in space. That, or be part of a generation ship(Analogue: A Hate Story, anyone?) or space colony(Gundam, fff.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably on Steam, fucking around in various games. Maybe playing 3DS. Animal Crossing, motherfuckers.
Animé, more than likely.
It varies. I am normally also bored when alone. Care to change that?
Also, just because I am a nerd does not mean I need to stay inside all the time. I love visiting new and unusual places, sometimes even when it counts as trespassing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have what some would call an unhealthy obsession with butts. I, personally, don't think it's unhealthy one bit. It isn't very private, either. I also enjoy crossdressing. Everyone should. Cosplay is the shit. :3
I have also been informed that I look great in a dress(Apple bottom, lolwut?)
I have a FetLife account.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A valkyrie appears before you, informing one that it is Thor's sole wish for you to message me. Yeah.
You know about Touhou.
Or if you are a weeaboo.
Well, honestly, if you aren't a giant asshat and want to talk, you're more than welcome.

Inversely, you should NOT message me if:
1. You think "friendzone" is a legit, acceptable, and real thing. It's not punishment to be friends with someone, sheesh.
2. If you support rape culture.
3. Racism/homophobia.
4. I just wanted to throw another number out there.