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24 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

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Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I spend my time trying to be friendly and funny. Everything else is an accident.

I have an alter ego. Like Batman!

I'm pretty adamant in not taking myself seriously. My favourite conversations tend to be equal parts dumb jokes, big feelings, and complex ideas. I get high off of great conversation.

One of my favourite sensations in the whole world is when you learn something new that's so bizarre that it feels like your brain is just on fire, and you have to take a minute and stop whatever you're doing to let it settle because you want to make sure you remember it for the rest of your life and you just can't wait to talk to more people about it.

Possibly the singular fact that best sums up my character is my infinite amount of love for the song No Children by the Mountain Goats.
What I’m doing with my life
Just out of film school and trying to figure out what comes next. I specialized in sound design and writing and I loved it, as I have a longstanding love of creative collaboration.

My other priorities include wandering, friendship, music and climbing things?
I’m really good at
Well, I make an effort at trying to be respectful of other people and not hurting them needlessly, so I very much hope I am good at that.

I also hope I'm good at being badass with the way I string words together because words are important to me. I love writing, from screenplays to friendly emails to essays on dinosaurs (goddamn that class was awesome).

When I noted the collection of clouds in the sky resembled the cover of Heretic Pride, a dear friend of mine said "You are good at referencing the Mountain Goats" and if you also view that as a positive attribute I highly suspect we will get along just fine.

Engaging in cuddle puddles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm timid.
I move like you'd imagine a pretzel might.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Generally I am most smitten by things that are really cute or really horrifying or both?

Writers: Helen Dewitt, Joey Comeau, Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, John Wyndham, John Green, Hannah Moskowitz, Shira Erlichman

Movies: Excision, Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight, May, Exorcist III, My Dinner With Andre, Wet Hot American Summer, Raising Arizona, Wild Strawberries, Donnie Darko, Super, Moon, Severance, The Room - and anything by Edgar Wright, Spike Jonze, Chan-wook Park or Joon-Ho Bong

TV: Breaking Bad, Six Feet Under, Adventure Time, Clone High

Music: The Mountain Goats, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Sia, Eels, Animal Collective, They Might Be Giants, Voxtrot, Elliott Smith, Pixies and many, many others - but the Mountain Goats most of all.

Comedians: Maria Bamford, Patton Oswalt, Mike Birbiglia, Eugene Mirman, Kumail Nanjiani, Tig Notaro, Mitch Hedberg
The six things I could never do without
(in no particular order)

art (as in, anything made by people.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it might feel like to hug Sufjan Stevens. Horror movies. Ways in which I can try to decrease my suckage level as a person. Things that make me laugh. The people I love. Jokes. Imaginary people and problems for them to have. Filmmaking. Whether I will ever get over my addiction to brain crack.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You recently saw a super fucked up movie that made you feel things you don't understand and you're dying to tell someone else about it.