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mediocrepanda

31 M Port Neches, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 10
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a 30-year-old human-in-progress. I'm happily partnered, and only looking for friends.

I'm not religious. I have fiendishly intense attention span issues. I'm highly dependable, but I don't quite understand how people are "supposed" to function. I'm a dork. I'm fiery when it comes to taking care of people I care about.

I try my best to be a body-positive, sex-positive feminist/humanist.

I try my best to maintain perspective.

I try to understand why people make the decisions they do.

I also love spending time with my friends when I'm not working or hobby-ing it up. We make a yearly pilgrimage to Renfest to camp and drink. It's amazing what turning your cell phone off for an entire weekend and sitting around a bonfire can do to relieve stress.

Do's and Don'ts: I've seen a few people do these, and it makes sense.

Do's:

-Bicycling!
-Pescetarianism
-Deeply inappropriate/silly/nerdy jokes.
-Long talks about nothing
-Movie nights
-Art (real media and digital)
-Drinking with friends
-Bonfires
-Computers
-Animals of nearly any kind
-The beach
-Gaming

Don'ts:
-People who don't examine their motivations
-Slut shaming
-Fat shaming
-Hardcore conservatism
-Well, just about any hardcore "-ism"
-Fox News

I am geeky, honest, and curious
What I’m doing with my life
Got a grown-up job. Trying to get the cuss out of Southeast Texas.
The first things people usually notice about me
Don't know! Someone told me my eyes, but I think they're making stuff up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Kick-Ass, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, The Host, The Salton Sea, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Breakfast Club, Blade Runner, Seven Samurai, WALL-E, Gattaca, The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,The Whole Nine Yards, Hudson Hawk, Seven Pounds, The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Toxic Avenger, From Dusk Til Dawn, Grindhouse, Oceans Eleven, UHF, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, True Romance, Let the Right One In, The City of Your Final Destination, The Godfather, Crank, Finding Bliss, Amelie and SO MANY MORE OMFG

Books: I barely read anymore, though I did just finish The Greatest Show on Earth by Richard Dawkins. I tried getting into Sam Harris, but he's a dick. I also like The Cheese Monkeys by Chipp Kidd and The Fault In Our Stars by John Green.

TV Shows: The Daily Show, MST3K, Firefly, Red Dwarf, Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Parks and Rec. Lots more.

Music: Tartanic, Wine and Alchemy, Zero 7, The Beatles, Blue Man Group, Sublime, The Offspring, Beck, Iron & Wine, Portishead, They Might Be Giants, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lemon Demon, Moby, Depeche Mode, Imogen Heap, Massive Attack, Venus Hum, Stone Temple Pilots, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Arctic Monkeys, Django Reinhardt, Interpol, Poe, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs. So, so, so many more.
The six things I could never do without
My imagination, a way to write or draw ideas, a computer to make them happen, people to talk to, friends to bounce ideas off of, and Thai tea.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The human condition. And breasts. And why Okcupid insists I'm more old-fashioned than most of my matches, despite me being a liberal, atheistic, body-positive, sex-positive, feminist.
On a typical Friday night I am
Recuperating from my work week, usually with friends!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm considering going to a counselor.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're least two of the following:
- Geeky
- Upbeat
- Cuddly