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meekerbeaker

34 / M / Straight / Single

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:48pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Not sure really what to say... So I'll start with 10 random things:

10. I am the guy you see at the stoplight singing at the top of my lungs, playing drums on the steering wheel, and bobbing my head to the beat. And I don't care if you're pointing and laughing.
9. My extended family has an obsession with cookies. Our family cook book is full of chapter headings like "Main Courses: or things to eat before cookies," "Deserts: other than cookies," and "Games: to play while eating cookies"
8. I probably listen to too much Pearl Jam.
7. I've published a book. Every once in a great while I get a royalty check for $1.57 and then I know someone bought a copy.
6. I used to teach high school English, but that does not make me a grammar nazi. In fact, in my experience, the teacher that is most likely to correct your grammar while talking to you is the math teacher.
5. I wish Calvin and Hobbes was still being published.
4. Favorite shows include Big Bang Theory, Burn Notice, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Wipeout and Archer.
3. Favorite movies include Memento, Indiana Jones, Star Trek, Avengers (and other recent marvel superhero movies), Fugitive and Pixar Movies.
2. If I can make someone laugh so hard they choke, and milk comes shooting out they're nose, I consider that day a success.
1. 90% of what I say is sarcasm...the other 10% shouldn't be taken too seriously.

Want to get my attention, hit me with some of your random facts :)

And some more random facts that came to mind:

11. (And maybe I should have led with this one) My name is Eric, but almost everyone calls me Meeker. I guess it's just more fun to say. Or maybe it's simply that everyone knows a million Erics, but how many Meekers do you know?
12. I sell cars now, but I still think of myself as a teacher... just now I'm teaching people about cars instead of teenagers about prepositions and gerunds (bonus points if you know what those are without looking them up :P).
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for one missing piece...
I’m really good at
First and foremost, I'd say I'm good at finding ways to make people laugh. I have a very quick wit, and I connect the dots quickly to find funny aspects to almost all situations. And I can usually match those jokes well to personalities of the people I am with.

Don't worry, I know when to reel it in. I'm not going to be the life of the party at grandma's funeral or anything crazy like that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess I'd say my eyes... Or at least that's what a few people on here have commented about. But that may just be because I don't have a picture of my butt on here lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Curently on a Ramones kick. Favorite bands are Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Clapton, Hendrix, and the list goes on and on.

Favorite movies vary...Marvel superhero movies, Indiana Jones, Pixar movies, Star Wars, Star Trek, Bond....yep, I'm all kinds of geek.

Favorite shows include Archer, Big Bang Theory, Burn Notice, et al.
The six things I could never do without
Tough one...and why 6? Why not 3, or 5, or 10? Or 4 1/2?

6. Laughter
5. People
4. Spicy food
3. Sarcasm
2. Ummmm....air
1. Not sure...taking applications for this spot ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I sometimes over-think things, trying to see both sides, or all 17 sides as the case may be. I also go off on tangents and day dream. Quite the active imagination.
On a typical Friday night I am
I work Fridays until 9...so I'm gonna cheat and go with Saturday. This is usually the best day for me to get together with friends. One week, it'll be movies. Another week, watching college football with the roommate. I might travel around the state to see friends. Fallback plans, I head down to Kenosha to visit the parents for dinner and play volleyball with my dad and friends. I'm down for anything though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm still waiting to see someone that puts something really wild here like: my hobbies include jumping out of airplanes with a wolverine in my underwear. Or: I like to eat a big meal, duct tape myself to a chair, and down a bunch of laxatives and syrup of ipecac to see how long I can go without messing myself. And which end wins?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I don't think what I'm looking for should be this difficult to find.... just want a nice woman who is cute and funny, and who has a good head on her shoulders.