I have a lot of books, a caustic sense of humor, no filter between my brain and mouth, questionable taste in men, mild insomnia, slight dyslexia with numbers, many unflattering but mostly truthful nicknames, a mouth like a sailor, and a distinct lack of give-a-damn. I'm complicated, paradoxical, picky, sarcastic, easily annoyed, loud, bitchy, and an all-around acquired taste. But besides all that, I am actually quite caring and generally put others before myself. If you need me I'd be there in five seconds, no question asked. I love animals and books, and kayaking. Asking won't get you much of anywhere, but if you want to know more about me, I love meeting new people.

My major is creative writing at the university I'm at. I'm not sure what I'll do with that after I graduate, but hopefully one day I'll have a bookshelf dedicated to my own published works. I also want to be a publishing agent and/or editor.

Writing, speaking my mind, loving, laughing, procrastinating, caring, photography, blogging, and sarcasm.

My laugh. Definitely my laugh.

Books: The Eragon series, Harry Potter, White Oleander, The Protector of the Small quartet, The Hunger Games series, The Lord of the Rings, I honestly could go on for days. I have two large bookshelves and I love every single book on them.

Movies: Kiki's Delivery Service, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, The Fifth Element, Inglorious Bastards, Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings.

Music: Adele, Circa Survive, Trevor Hall, Tegan & Sara, Stars, Death Cab For Cutie, Imogen Heap, Brand New and 90s pop.

1. The Protector of the Small quartet.
2. Books in general.
3. My PS3.
4. Tumblr.
5. My ability to write.
6. Music.

As of right now, where I'm going to be living next year, my best friends, my future, my past, what Eragon is going to do after he leaves Farthen Dur, my trip to Harry Potter World in April.

Sometimes I go to parties and sometimes I stay in to read or hang out with my friends.

This one time I stuck a penny up my nose.

You have something more interesting or philosophical or charming or funny to say than "Hey" or any other variant. I beg of you. But then again, I'm probably the biggest hypocrite because I generally have no idea what to say other then 'howdy'.