Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Ashlee.
I am 28 years old.
I am an Aries.
I am a vegetarian of 18 years & counting.
I collect converse all star chuck taylors- I have 36 pairs.
I am a stoner <3 my herb! I quit drinking in February 2012. I do
a few things here & there when it comes to drugs. I love blues
the most & I smoke them only.
I like mac computers.
I like to gamble at Hollywood Slots! (When I can afford to do
I started a rodent rescue back in June of 2011. I have 35 rats, 1
mouse, 1 hamster, & a bunny <3 Donations are needed &
more then welcome! It is very expensive to take care of these
animals on my own. What is needed most: Aspen shavings for the rats
& Pine shavings for the rabbit/hamster/mouse. Water bottles of
all sizes. Baby wipes & paper towels (for cage cleaning), Any
brand of hamster, rabbit & mouse food is acceptable however for
the rats I only feed the brand name Mazuri rodent food- A giant bag
of it is $26 at Aubuchon. (in Brewer.) It's the only size they
carry. Any help would be appreciated!!
I do not drive. I have bad anxiety so I never wanted to bother. I
do not like to travel in any way, shape, or form. I also pretty
much hate the outdoors so don't expect me to change my ways for you
because I wont. I am not going to play around outside & get my
hands dirty so if you want an earthy sporty girl then I'm not
I love coffee <3 Starbucks is #1!! Though my keurig machine has
my heart for sure! However because it is the closest to my work- I
get Dunkin Donuts iced blueberry dark roast extra cream extra/sugar
every morning :)
I am not looking for a relationship. I do not date. It is also rare
that I would meet anyone from here so you probably are wasting your
time if you think you are going to meet me & get laid. I lack
faith in most all human kind. Everyone lets you down. Everyone
fucks you over. They will eventually if they haven't yet! I don't
want to get close to anyone.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to survive. I have no goals other then keeping a roof over
my head, maintaining my rodent rescue & paying all my other
bills/habits. I have been a housekeeper at a hotel for a year &
a half now. It's not the best job but as long as people keep
traveling its a steady job, so I like that feeling.
I worked at Divas April-August of 2011 making bank until the state
shut us down :( I got hired & worked at Diamonds when they
opened in February of 2012 but it was a lot different compared to
Divas. I tried to make it work out for me but it just wasn't the
same so as of October 2012 I was done. I do however book strip
shows at my place now days, so hit me up for prices & details
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a good listener/Advice giver
Babysitting/Taking care of people/animals
Being a tease
Lap dances ;p
Being full of love for my pets
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair since it's usually weird colored. Oh and that I'm kinda
tall. And I look young for my age lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not much of a reader. I just don't want to sit down that long haha.
I have not read a book since I was 17.
I never watch tv unless I'm somewhere tv is being watched. I have
not even had/owned a tv in almost 2 years now :) It is not that I
am anti television but I just dont see the need to have a tv I
guess I keep myself entertained in other ways.
Not really into movies since I don't really do the tv thing ^. (At
least not at home.) I only own 2 DVD's- Repo! The Genetic Opera
& New Best Friend. I will go to the theater if something cool
is coming out though of course!
Music- I like a lot of everything. Usually most of the stuff that
is on the radio. Favorite bands currently: Brokencyde, Sev (From
Brokencyde), Mindless Self Indulgence, Mickey Avalon, AFI, A
Perfect Circle, Jeffree Star, Dot Dot Curve, Eyes Set To Kill, etc.
I am told often that I have the worst taste in music ever :P
Food- Anything vegetarian! & candy! mmm candy. I love pasta. I
like to go out to eat a lot- Happy China Buffet, Taste Of India,
Olive Garden, Pepinos, Hollywood Slots Epic Buffet- Some of my
favorites. Subway is good too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I would hope this doesn't mean to include the obvious- air,
shelter, food, hydration, etc? Because we all need that shit &
that wouldn't be fair to take up so many slots!
Computer with internet
My drugs ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Many things. I also get a little OCD & will constantly try to
plan things out in my head moment to moment because I like set
schedules/plans. I may be crazy? It's ok though. I like me!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Regardless of the Friday- Weekends are mandatory at the hotel so
Friday & Saturday nights I can stay up until about 2am if I
want & still function fine for the next day. Monday-Friday I
have to be into work earlier so I am in bed closer to midnight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I come here just to fuck with peoples heads.
I currently have a "thing" with someone. It's complicated. I don't
wish for anything other then friendship on here. That means I am
happy with what I have & I am NOT looking!
You should message me if
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You want to. You are bored. You love ratties <3
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