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meg_swan

37 F Hanover, MA

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 28–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My philosophy on life:
Laughter is the best medicine and honesty is the best policy.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Also I try to live by The Four Agreements, a book written by Don Miguel ruiz. These are the 4 agreements:
Be impeccable with your word, don't take anything personally, don't make assumptions, and always do your best.

I really can't stand writing self summaries and I'm just avoiding it for now. Maybe I'll get inspired and do it one of these days but I can't make any promises.
I'm pretty open so you can ask me anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school so I can pursue my dream job while also working on a movie script with my close friend and writing partner. I also nanny.

My dream job is to work for myself as an herbalist/holistic nutrition and wellness consultant. I'm going to school currently and can't wait to open a nonprofit agency that will educate people on nutrition and overall healthy living and also be a positive place for kids/teens/adults who need some love and light in their lives.
My goal is to have a wellness center with classes and workshops where I'll have a slew of different types of practitioners to help people on their journey to good health of the mind, body, and spirit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing everything but self summaries.
Picking songs that put people in better moods.
Making people laugh.
Making people feel appreciated.
Driving in the city and parallel parking.
Critiquing movies.
Baking.
Reading People.
More later.......
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My flowing auburn locks and sparkling green eyes. (my drunken friend insisted that I put this)
I would venture to guess it's my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Four Agreements, The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, Rule of the Bone, Girl Interrupted, Cat's Cradle, On the Road, The Dharma Bums, Blink, Love in the Asylum, Wuthering Heights, The Bell Jar, Utopia, Fight Club, The Secret, The Color Purple, Where The Sidewalk Ends, books about Buddhism, books by the Dalai Lama, Healing With Whole Foods, Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus (brilliant shit!), My Life In France (Julia Child), Pride & Prejudice, The Beautiful and the Damned, Oh The Places You'll Go, The Mastery of Love, The Hunger Games (first 2 in the trilogy) anything Edgar Allan Poe, etc...

Music: Nina Simone, Rolling Stones, Gangstarr, The Roots, Blackstar, Miles Davis, The Black Keys, Doctor Dog, Alabama Shakes, Mazzy Star, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, Modest Mouse, Otis Redding, Fiona Apple, One Republic, The Lumineers, NWA, The Dead Weather, The Kills, The Raconteurs, Lupe Fiasco, Mogwai, A Tribe Called Quest, The Ting Tings, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Radiohead, Metric, Patty Rothberg, Marvin Gaye, Bob Marley, RJD2, James Brown, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Beck, Spoon, Girl Talk, Massive Attack, Portishead, Temper Trap, The Postal Service, Wutang, Vampire Weekend, Awolnation, The Gypsy Kings, George Michael, Madonna, Fleetwood Mac, Erykah Badu, Amy Whinehouse, TLC, The Strokes, The Smiths, Counting Crows, Drake, Toots & the Maytals The Allman Brothers, Tom Petty, Curtis Mayfield, Creedence, pretty much any underground hip hop, this list could go on forever so I am stopping now.

Movies is so hard for me to do.
Magnolia, All Bill Murray movies, All Meryl Streep movies, All Audrey Hepburn movies, Wes Anderson movies, and I will enter more later.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Theodore (my dog), a positive outlook, laughter, movies, music, family/friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-What happened to the essays section on here. I had kickass essays that said more about my personality than any stupid self summary every could.
-Why there are so many bisexual dudes on this website, for real. There's a slew of them!
-What's up with all the married men on here trying to score some action on the side? I mean really. Why not just not get married??
-Moving to a place with a tropical climate.
-Writing as a career.
-Why people are so gosh darned afraid of the truth!
-Why it's such a foreign concept to just treat others as you would like to be treated and mind each other's business.
-Why we all can't just get along or at least learn to just agree to disagree. I really do just want world peace more than anything and NO, I have never been in a beauty pageant. Slow your rolls.

-Why is everyone so friggin obsessed with the Dave Matthews Band?
Maybe I need to take a lap and shut up about this or just go to a DMB show and see what all the fuss is about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching movies, grabbing dinner/drinks w/ friends, going to the beach, etc....could be doing anything, really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wake up in the middle of the night wanting to hear impressions of Christopher Walken. Born again Christians scare the hell out of me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to? Seems like a good enough reason to me.
Also, you should message me if you can do awesome Christopher Walken impressions or any impressions really. I am fascinated by people who are good at impressions in general. You should also have a good sense of humor and not take yourself or anything for that matter too seriously.
Also, maybe don't be married. That would be a good start.