Largely composed of carbon, hydrogen and oxygen, I depend upon the
complex set of arbitrary rules and constants of physics to sustain
a cohesive avatar in this plane. Fortunately the requisite
calculations become tractable by utilizing an alternate universe as
a massively parallel computing mechanism. I keep it as a
singularity on my desk, next to where I like to place my keys.
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megagraham Away
30 / M / Straight / Single
Champaign, Illinois
His Details
- Last Online
- Online now!
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m).
- Body Type
- Fit
- Diet
- Strictly vegetarian
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism and very serious about it
- Sign
- —
- Education
- Working on Ph.D program
- Job
- Student
- Income
- $20,000–$30,000
- Offspring
- Doesn’t want kids
- Pets
- Dislikes cats
- Speaks
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
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What I’m doing with my life
Mostly skipping backwards and forwards, unstuck in time, though
sometimes stuck in place. It really depends on the amount of glue
they use.
I’m really good at
Escaping oversize jackets and rubberized rooms; deicide; checkers.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I exist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Slow-moving quadrupeds of alien origin, Machiavelli, frisbee,
non-conscious multicellular autotrophes and their
derivatives.
Which I eat, which I read, which I watch and which I listen to is left as an exercise for the reader.
Which I eat, which I read, which I watch and which I listen to is left as an exercise for the reader.
The six things I could never do without
Air, water, earth, fire, sun, twizzlers. The sustainment ritual
requires all these things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Could I microwave a burrito so hot that even I couldn't eat it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing I do every night: trying to take over the
world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am vulnerable only if struck in the heel, trapped in a pit, or
displaced by monotheistic or quasiomonotheistic change.
I’m looking for
- Straight girls only
- Ages 22-31
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
the universe isn't expanding, but the speed of light is slowing.
