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megagraham Away

30 / M / Straight / Single

Champaign, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and very serious about it
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Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Largely composed of carbon, hydrogen and oxygen, I depend upon the complex set of arbitrary rules and constants of physics to sustain a cohesive avatar in this plane. Fortunately the requisite calculations become tractable by utilizing an alternate universe as a massively parallel computing mechanism. I keep it as a singularity on my desk, next to where I like to place my keys.

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What I’m doing with my life
Mostly skipping backwards and forwards, unstuck in time, though sometimes stuck in place. It really depends on the amount of glue they use.

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I’m really good at
Escaping oversize jackets and rubberized rooms; deicide; checkers.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Slow-moving quadrupeds of alien origin, Machiavelli, frisbee, non-conscious multicellular autotrophes and their derivatives.

Which I eat, which I read, which I watch and which I listen to is left as an exercise for the reader.

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The six things I could never do without
Air, water, earth, fire, sun, twizzlers. The sustainment ritual requires all these things.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Could I microwave a burrito so hot that even I couldn't eat it?

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On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing I do every night: trying to take over the world.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am vulnerable only if struck in the heel, trapped in a pit, or displaced by monotheistic or quasiomonotheistic change.

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I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22-31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
the universe isn't expanding, but the speed of light is slowing.

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