I like beer, whiskey, gin, and tequila.
I pretty much always want to play cribbage.
I was the tamale guy for Halloween last year.
I want all of the Cheez-Its.
Sometimes, in my dreams, my teeth fall out.
I always stand to the right on the escalator.
I want to pet your dog.
That last thing wasn't a euphemism.
Ask me any Saved By The Bell question, and I bet I can answer it. You'll just have to trust that I'm not googling it.