My Self Summary
by Megan Myke
[Voice Over Courtesy of James Earl Jones]

I am so badass that I had an action movie made of my life. It is called Curbstomp County: The Megan Myke Story, starring Steven Segal as Megan Myke. The Academy Awards created a new category upon the release of this film -Most Mid-Air-Simultaneous-Curbstomps Ever Recorded on Film. All of Steven Segal's stunts were performed by Megan Myke.
At the age of 3 Megan Myke was drafted into the US Army's Hero Squad. After gaining world renowned acclaim in marksmenship vis-a-vis her preschool sharp-shooting class in rural Alabama, she quickly advanced through the Army's training regime. After being promoted to Senior Chief of Divison Operations, she was chosen from an elite squad of officers to personally assassinate Saddam Hussein during Operation Desert Storm. The mission would have gone off without a hitch, however, young Megan mistook a grenade pin for a soother and was subsequently blown to bits alongside the finest soldiers America had to offer.
Now if you're actually still reading this, you're probably just as whacked as I am. You're also probably now disappointed that you don't get to read another hillarious anecdote about my amazing life. However, to ease the pain here are a few interesting facts about myself -I inhabit the area of Toronto known as The Junction. It's nice if you like hookers, but then who doesn't? RomanticRights and I live together in a commited and open relationship. Sometimes I like to jog, hula and play tag. Other times I like to drink, swear and play dirty.

Slinging coffee like its going out of style while enjoying the warm breeze coming in the window and a lovely view of the park. Points if you know which coffee shop I am employed by. Aside from my wonderful job I just finished my second first year at U of T on the path to attaining a double major in Sociology and Sexual Diversity Studies. Anyone up for people watching on a patio while speculating about their 5 favourite fetishes?

So to answer this question in a roundabout way- enjoying it.

Never being bored. Being endearingly annoying [youngest child syndrome]. Hula hooping. Loving my body. Loving the Earth. Loving others.

My hair is radder than their outfit.

All of these change too often as I am constantly exposed to new things so I'm not even going to try.

-Stefan
-Love
-Conversation
-Marijuana
-Cereal
-Experiences

Nothing. The space between my ears is comprised of a vacuum.

Working lateish and considering the consequences of being social with early work looming.

When I'm reading at home alone I often read aloud.

You want to. Do what makes you happy. Though, messages with the subject line "Hey" and the message body "Hows it goin?" don't make me happy.