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megankate87

26 F Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
University
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Pressure of the opening statement. I will name drop quantum physics to give an air of superiority.

Thanks for sticking around, if you have come here thinking we could discuss quantum physics, you are a brave and possibly naive person, and I like that.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently recuperating from living in London for a year and a half.

I'm working as a primary school teacher and yes, I love stationary. Very much so. Thank you Officeworks!

Does it get any better?
I’m really good at
- trivia knowledge
- knowing several breeds of cats without being a cat lady (though it is inevitable)
- having a good working knowledge on British tv comedies
- making conversations light and fluffy with humorous anecdotes of my misdeeds.
The first things people usually notice about me
How can one person possibly say so many offensive jokes in mere moments of meeting me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I will read anything. Except educational, crime, romance, auto biography, health, sport, cooking. Actually, I just read chick lit.

Movies: 80s movies: pretty in pink, breakfast club

Tv shows: the mighty boosh, absolutely fabulous.
The six things I could never do without
- solo dance time
- fluffy animals
- good teeth to gum ratios
- quoting tv shows that people haven't seen
- perfect spelling
- not having a middle part
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How can one human be so excellent at remembering song lyrics but yet have no musical talent?

Why is it so difficult to find a good shampoo/conditioner combo?

Why do I have so much time on my hands?
On a typical Friday night I am
Celebrating the end of yet another less than constructive week! Going to a pub or catching up with friends to debrief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I secretly like when people run to a train and miss it. Makes me feel superior and timely. Sorry.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You found any of the above tolerable :)