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32 Burlingame, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 13
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
According to Myers-Briggs Typology I'm an INTP, which sums up my personality eerily well. I mostly associate with people even geekier than myself, and in that sense I'm the extravert among my group of friends. I value honesty and openness in dealing with others over mutual ego-stroking; as a result I can probably appear acerbic. I'm loyal and dependable, and affectionate in relationships without being clingy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in San Francisco, but outside of that I spend my free time:

1. Playing badminton.

2. Video games. Yeah, I said it.

3. Doing amateur photography (not so much lately) .

4. Target shooting. (Single action revolvers, mostly.)

5. Practicing cello. I've been playing for only a couple of years at this point and haven't had the opportunity to practice regularly while I was in SF, hence you probably wouldn't want to hear me play.

6. Making mead and beer.

7. Going to cool concerts in SF.

8. Working on my own Roguelike. This is more of a long term project.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
belittling my achievements.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...people notice me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I gravitate towards the surreal and/or macabre, so...

(a) The Third Policeman, Cyberiad, Game of Thrones. I can also wholeheartedly recommend the second act of The King in Yellow.

(b) Afro Samurai, A Scanner Darkly, Brazil, Cowboy Bebop, Dr. Strangelove, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Monkey Dust, Shaolin Soccer, Serial Experiments Lain, Tampopo, The Big Bang Theory

(c) I cycle favourites. Recentmost is Amia Venera Landscape. I'm also a veritable breakbeat junkie.
Ambient/Psybient : Shpongle, Shulman, The Future Sound of London
Dubstep : Boxcutter
IDM : Amon Tobin, Plaid, Squarepusher, Venetian Snares, Enduser, Drumcorps
DnB/Jungle : DJ? Acucrack
Trip Hop : Laika, Portishead, early Tricky
Nu-Jazz : Jaga Jazzist, Skalpel, The Cinematic Orchestra, The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble
Post-Metal : Battle of Mice, Callisto, Cult of Luna, Isis, Made Out of Babies, Amia Venera Landscape
Other : CocoRosie, Kid Koala, Psapp, Rasputina, Stripmall Architecture / Halou

(d) I'm a huge fan of various Assam and Darjeeling teas, as well as green teas and oolongs from China and Taiwan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A set of polarized sunglasses.
2. An emergency food supply, usually consisting of dark chocolate.
3. A set of in-ear monitors.
4. An mp3 player.
5. Internet. (I'm hooked on this stuff.)
6. A computer of some sort. Given my occupation, I'd likely starve without having access to one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having a punch bowl at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do have a reflection in the mirror. This is how you know that I'm not a vampire.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* You've been dealing with men on this site who are sending you photos of their penises, and now want something different.
* You weren't immediately spooked by my profile.
* We share music tastes. An uncommon thing, that.
* You don't describe yourself in your profile as "fun-loving" or "easy going". No, you must like filling out paperwork and standing in line at the DMV. Yeah. (<-- also joke)
* You put your punctuation outside of quotes and use the Oxford comma.
* You work in a tech industry and/or are a gamer.

DON'T message me if:
* You're a flake. I thoroughly detest flakes.
* We have a sub 50% match percentage. I don't have much faith in OKC's matching algorithms, but it still helps to be able to agree on some things in life.