For a long time, my dentist told me I was born without wisdom teeth. This was really exciting for me for two reasons: (a) I didn't have to get my wisdom teeth removed in an extremely painful procedure, and (b) I was more evolved than 95% of the population. I recently learned that I do have one wisdom tooth.
I love water sports, but am a horrible swimmer so you'll have to keep an eye on me.
Cold ketchup tastes better than room temperature.
I invented Easy Mac.
If I could spend all day watching the History and Discovery channels. I would. I love to learn, but I'm not a school person. Shark Week is the best week of television.
I love fruitcake.
Original Lifetime or ABC Family movies are hilarious. I'll go onto say that I love things that are "brilliantly bad".
Movies: Airplane, Zoolander, Out Cold, The Royal Tennenbaums, Chicago, Silence of the Lambs, Last of the Mohicans, Secretary, Blazing Saddles.
TV: Shark Week, Top Shot, Friends, Happy Endings (most underrated show on TV), How I Met Your Mother, The League, Archer, The Big Bang Theory.
Music: Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, Fleetwood Mac, Counting Crows, Salt 'n Peppa, Boyz II Men, Queen, Gin Blossoms, Sublime, Traveling Wilburys, Rolling Stones.
Food: Trader Joe's Mac&Cheese
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