For a long time, my dentist told me I was born without wisdom teeth. This was really exciting for me for two reasons: (a) I didn't have to get my wisdom teeth removed in an extremely painful procedure, and (b) I was more evolved than 95% of the population. I recently learned that I do have one wisdom tooth.
I love water sports, but am a horrible swimmer so you'll have to keep an eye on me.
Cold ketchup tastes better than room temperature.
I invented Easy Mac.
If I could spend all day watching the History and Discovery channels. I would. I love to learn, but I'm not a school person. Shark Week is the best week of television.
I love fruitcake.
Original Lifetime or ABC Family movies are hilarious. I'll go onto say that I love things that are "brilliantly bad".