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30 Los Angeles, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 27, 2014
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Judaism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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I love Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, my dog: Stevie Nicks, and Trojan football. Anything else I'm willing to bend on.

For a long time, my dentist told me I was born without wisdom teeth. This was really exciting for me for two reasons: (a) I didn't have to get my wisdom teeth removed in an extremely painful procedure, and (b) I was more evolved than 95% of the population. I recently learned that I do have one wisdom tooth.

I love water sports, but am a horrible swimmer so you'll have to keep an eye on me.

Cold ketchup tastes better than room temperature.

I invented Easy Mac.

If I could spend all day watching the History and Discovery channels. I would. I love to learn, but I'm not a school person. Shark Week is the best week of television.

I love fruitcake.

Original Lifetime or ABC Family movies are hilarious. I'll go onto say that I love things that are "brilliantly bad".
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a behavior analyst. Don't worry, I don't know what it means either, but I love it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Words with Friends. I'm not so good at walking in a straight line.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'd like to tell you that it's my eyes, but I've got a booty that stops traffic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Twilight. No, I'm totally kidding. Wouldn't it be ridiculous if I was like that?

Movies: Airplane, Zoolander, Out Cold, The Royal Tennenbaums, Chicago, Silence of the Lambs, Last of the Mohicans, Secretary, Blazing Saddles.

TV: Shark Week, Top Shot, Friends, Happy Endings (most underrated show on TV), How I Met Your Mother, The League, Archer, The Big Bang Theory.

Music: Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, Fleetwood Mac, Counting Crows, Salt 'n Peppa, Boyz II Men, Queen, Gin Blossoms, Sublime, Traveling Wilburys, Rolling Stones.

Food: Trader Joe's Mac&Cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog. She's it for me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thermoses. Fire. Thermoses on fire.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillin' with my homies. Hot tubbing. Singing karaoke. Playing Cards Against Humanity. Going on a metro adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I couldn't tell time until I was twelve.
You should message me if
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