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meh391

24 Greensboro, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Management
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
-ENTP
-I am a bearded, liberal, tree hugger.
-I have an epic Chaco tan. (10 pts if you know what Chacos are)
-That being said, as long as you agree upon the premise that human beings should just strive to not have a negative impact upon people, any disagreement over anything else can easily be worked around.
-Foodie.
-Bar Manager & Head Mixologist at a Fine Dining restaurant.
-I have an American Dingo (aka Carolina Dog) named Buster, and he is awesome. If he likes you, there is a strong likelihood you are awesome as well.
-I watch Netflix more than I would like to admit.
-Fortunately, and unfortunately, I am one of those people that is always reading about/trying to learn something new. Most of it is useless.
-Books are good. Like...really good.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mixing delicious booze into beautiful cocktails, working on my education, and trying to figure out where life is leading me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, Cocktails, Dog Whispering, Being Charmingly Offensive, Watching Netflix, Remembering the oddest of random facts that have no practical uses.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard, laugh, charm, sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
Shovels & Rope, Handmouth, Cold Specks, The White Stripes, The Mountain Goats, Edith Piaf, Doomtree, The Animals, Gogol Bordello, Death Cab, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Decemberists, Bright Eyes, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Defiance Ohio, Ghost Mice, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Muddy Waters, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Joe Cocker, The Grateful Dead, The Doors, The Animals, Cab Calaway, Pink Floyd, Fleetwood Mac, Bob Dylan, Fleet Foxes, Nick Drake, Tallest Man On Earth, Vampire Weekend, Atmosphere, Andrew Bird, Modest Mouse, Immortal Technique, People Under the Stairs, Rage Against the Machine, Hootie & the Blowfish, Iron & Wine, Elliott Smith, Portugal the Man.

Movies:
Fear & Loathing, Somm, American Beauty, Good Will Hunting, Hey Bartender!, Groundhog Day, Mansome, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Love Actually, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Spaceballs, Boyhood, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Chinatown, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Departed, Django Unchained, There Will Be Blood, Food Inc., Garden State, There Will Be Blood, Pulp Fiction, Lethal Weapon Series, Die Hard Series, Sideways, The Graduate, Animal House, Taxi Driver, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Thank You For Smoking, Punch-Drunk Love, Adaptation., The Constant Gardener, etc.

TV:
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, 6 Feet Under, True Detective, Mind of A Chef, Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown, The Layover, No Reservations, Californication, The Blacklist, Law & Order (any of them), The Daily Show, Good Eats, The Nightly Show, Fringe, Backstrom, Archer, Top Gear (UK & USA), South Park, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Modern Family, Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny, Freaks & Geeks, Drunk History, Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold!, SNL, Parks & Rec, Chicago PD

Food:
I will try anything once, and probably like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My Dingo (I really do have a dingo)
2) Chromecast
3) Progress
4) Music
5) A Kitchen (I love to cook/am planning on being a chef post graduation)
6) A Sense of Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Flavor, how much I am over thinking something, from where is the source of my next meal and/or drink going to be, why my dog is looking at me that way, how jokingly irreverent can I be about something before I cross someones line, why I have to do certain things the way society tells me to, and the most common thought: where in the hell did that idea come from?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, then finding a bar with some friends that is still open BUT halfway decent --or-- watching Netflix...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always feel super awkward, and lose all sense of intuition, when I am preparing to kiss someone for the first time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-Dry humor and beards are your thing.
-You are interested in getting to know me more.
-You understand that I am always some degree of loveably awkward. Sometimes I am able to throw a filter on it, other times I am a babbling bucket of goo who can't speak fast enough to keep up with his thoughts...not a gross bucket of goo, but an adorable one in its own awkward way.
-You can drink whiskey and hoppy beer.
-You can balance intelligence with being down to earth.
-You are progressive but not polarized (beyond general disgust for specific...lets say..."right wing" ideologies.
-You can say you, at least, try to be a genuinely nice and decent person.
-You want to play with my dingo.