i would love to meet someone online who doesn't want me to sign up for some wack website for the low low price of whatever it happens to be (and depending on how quickly i respond to their insistedly exciting, although (allegedly) limited time offer, may or may not also provide me with some fantastically titled, although completely useless piece of molded plastic (which is likely to be over-assuredly/repeatedly promised to be able to chop and/or dice the object of my choosing (or possibly remove the unwanted blemishes from absolutely any item in my posession that happens to be in need of such repair) in an infinitaly superior manner to any other instance from the mind-boggling array of similarly titled and equally failure-prone/intelligence-insulting drawerSpaceWasters, yet magestically fails to do anything of the sort, whilst invariably delivering an overwhelming majority of the "possible" horrifyingly gruesome side-effects that were "legally disclosed" within the advertisement), or even yet another otherwise ridiculous and unappealing super-special bonus item)...is it actually possible?
[operators: please continue to "stand by"...]

...or must i really hang out in some loud, expensive, and either nauseatingly prententious or nauseatingly disgusting bar, so that even if by some extremely fortunate (although apparently unlikely) circumstance i should chance upon a like-minded (or confidently unlike-minded) woman who seems to share a mutual attraction, she's unable to decipher whatever it is i happen to be yelling in her ear at the moment, and therefore naturally assumes that i'm only saying exactly what she would expect for me to say based merely on the simple fact that i happen to be just some random guy in a bar who is [assumedably?] yet another typical guy in a bar who couldn't possibly have any other agenda but to...(you know where this goes...), so we tragically fail to achieve the ever elusive/tauntingly-quixotic/actually meaningful connection that we are both constantly (on some level, anyway), or in more introspectivly demanding times, desperately/half-heartedly seeking?

run-on sentence?
maybe- but i can't think of a more appropriate way to describe a run-on experience...

ok, i got a little adverb happy with the profile edits, and i'm sure that it's becoming increasingly difficult to read at all, but if you can't handle this much of me, we definately won't go too far...

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• starlakat

living it...

trying to make fewer mistakes than yesterday.

refusing to accept that i'm living it the wrong way or that i should try to be anyone else but me...

oh, and at the moment: seeking someone who either agrees with me entirely, or is willing and able to prove to me why i'm wrong...

making people laugh. laughing at myself. fixing things that are broken. breaking things that aren't. fixing the things i've broken. not "living up to my potential." anything that has to do with computers/electronics. forcing people to see how full of shit they really are. admitting how full of shit i am (if you can prove to me how). making things better (or trying at least). teaching. learning. asking questions. making mistakes. being right. being wrong. getting back up and trying again...

that i see through most things that don't matter- i don't care about what you drive, how much stuff you have, or what you believe other people think about you (or what they actually do), and that i make you question yourself (i hope) and challenge you to grow.

i guess for others it'd be something more like that i'm tall, smart, funny, or something else that isn't as important to me for them to notice

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." -Douglas Adams

not gonna list books. if i throw out titles, i feel that you will assume you understand what the book means to me or what i want it to say about me, and judge me accordingly... I really hate to be misinterpreted...

if that's not good enough for you:
how about books that convey brilliantly insightful and quite simple and obvious truths/lessons about human nature and the subsequent experience in an entertaining and enjoyable way whilst allowing (almost) any reader to can gain/absorb at least some of the knowledge within on at least some level of comprehension?. specifically, i felt that roald dahl and dr suess were able to accomplish just that, don't you?

mostly i like movies that leave me with something to think about... i also miss the corny old movies with richard pryor or john candy to name a few - uncle buck was the shit (and even though it was a remake of a remake of probably another) the version of brewster's millions with pryor was too!
unlike most guys my age, i never really cared much for scarface or the godfather, but you just gotta love goodfellas (casino too). oh, and i thought it was kinda cool when i was about five, but i could give a shit less about star wars... sorry, most of my generation!

music?
really depends on my mood (or the mood i'd rather be in)
instrumental hiphop, reggae, dnb, dub, punk, jazz, blues, motown, soul, a few people sitting around jamming to eachother's energy... whateva sounds good at the time...

i love food. as a general rule: if you'll eat it, i'll eat it.
(can't stand most microwaved foods)
just about anything else- i'm game...

(in no particular order)
1. computers and electronics.
2. my mind
3. those who adamantly believe or admirably/appreciatively prove me to be wrong...
4. waking up (although i have little control over when...)
5. laughter
6. oxygen, water, nutrients and such...
7. refusing to be limited by whatever rules are in place or by what anyone else believes that i am capable of doing or not doing...
8.
9.
10. open options

everything i've ever thought about, and as much as i can about everything i haven't thought about yet...
(INTP-look it up)

for example: why is it that the majority of my "most compatible matches" seem to be vegetarians (and generally liked the hh guide for some infinitely improbable reason). not that i have a problem with that, i actually chose to be a vegetarian when i was younger (for various reasons, mostly to test my personal will power; at which i succeeded for about 18 months- no cheating!), and fully support anyone's choice to practice anything they believe in (so long as they can stand behind their belief) but it just seemed odd... (42?)
then, i randomly came across a slightly amusing but somewhat boring site (wordsmith) not selling it, could care less if you go there...) and came to find that:

"wait, tofu!? yuck, no!",
"yuck, a tofu!? i won't!",
and "u into wack tofu?"
are all anagrams for "i want to fuck you". weird, no?

some others i thought were funny:
taco funk wit you!
a city funk out! ow!!!
tuna? yuck! woof it!
k = toucan of wit, yu?
k can outwit; F you!
out fact you, wink!!!
(and my favorite):
***Auto Cut If Wonky***

btw- i happen to like tuna, and tofu too (as long as it hasn't been in a microwave...) wait, that is tofu in my beloved hot & sour soup, right?

still alive

sometimes i touch myself - it feels kinda cool...

you have any idea what i'm talking about, find me somewhat interesting, and you are not asking me to join your stupid fucking website!

You should absolutely not message me if:
you have seen, and you still believe that "Fight Club" is a movie (or for those of you who can't help but remark about how the book (if there happens to be one in this case) was so much better than the movie: read/book) about nothing more than a bunch of guys fighting in a basement, please continue on to another profile; or better yet, put your mouse/laptop down and go fuck yourself...

and to those of you who think you have it all figured out:

"Knowledge is proud that he has learned so much;
Wisdom is humble that he knows no more. " -William Cowper
(one of the few quotes i know - always kinda stuck with me...)