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melburnt
29 / M / straight / Single
London, United Kingdom
The Skinny
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- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
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- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
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My Self-Summary
Ok, time to fill this out somewhat properly.
Breathing human male. 29 years old. Australian. Moved to London in April to work, then travel around the UK and Europe at some stage.
Breathing human male. 29 years old. Australian. Moved to London in April to work, then travel around the UK and Europe at some stage.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as a gardener/landscaper/horticulturalist (depending on who
I am trying to impress or not impress).
Trying to get to know as much of London as possible.
Planning where I want to explore in the UK and Europe.
Trying to get to know as much of London as possible.
Planning where I want to explore in the UK and Europe.
I’m really good at
Talk about having to blow your own horn.
I am good at stuff. Also good at some things.
I am good at stuff. Also good at some things.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact I apparently always look pissed off/annoyed.
If I had a dollar (sorry, pound) for everytime someone said "Whats wrong with you?" when nothing was, I would have at least 11 pounds.
If I had a dollar (sorry, pound) for everytime someone said "Whats wrong with you?" when nothing was, I would have at least 11 pounds.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Autobiographies of interesting people. Evolution Of A
Cro-magnon, Ice Man, Shantaram, Neddy, Chopper series, Marching
Powder, any interesting True Crime stories really. Fiction tends to
annoy me. It is either predictable or I don't like the way the
story progresses. There is no arguing with Non-fiction.
Movies: Blood In,Blood Out, Falling Down, Bad Boy Bubby, Kids, Back To School, Chopper, Caddyshack, Blazing Saddles, Commando, Predator, Two Hands, Blue Murder, Taxi Driver
Music: Metal in most of its guises, but particularly Thrash Metal. Punk. Hardcore. Hip-hop. Rock 'n' Roll. Listing bands is too difficult.
Food: Pizza, Pizza, Pizza.
Movies: Blood In,Blood Out, Falling Down, Bad Boy Bubby, Kids, Back To School, Chopper, Caddyshack, Blazing Saddles, Commando, Predator, Two Hands, Blue Murder, Taxi Driver
Music: Metal in most of its guises, but particularly Thrash Metal. Punk. Hardcore. Hip-hop. Rock 'n' Roll. Listing bands is too difficult.
Food: Pizza, Pizza, Pizza.
The six things I could never do without
1. Words to read.
2. Music to listen to.
3. Pizza to devour.
4. Vegemite to smear on all kinds of bread products. (yes it's superior to Marmite)
5. People that don't annoy me aka friends and family.
6. Sadly, mobile phone.
2. Music to listen to.
3. Pizza to devour.
4. Vegemite to smear on all kinds of bread products. (yes it's superior to Marmite)
5. People that don't annoy me aka friends and family.
6. Sadly, mobile phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I want to travel and how to best do it.
Whether I should buy a guitar to keep myself/mind/hand-eye coordination occupied.
Mildly hilarious things to put in my profile.
Whether I should buy a guitar to keep myself/mind/hand-eye coordination occupied.
Mildly hilarious things to put in my profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Acquainting myself with a pint glass after work. Saturday is
usually the day of debauchery though. Occasionally it rears its
ugly head on a Friday night.
I think 99% of profiles contain something alcohol related here. What a stupid question. Yes, I'm really good at stating the obivous.
I think 99% of profiles contain something alcohol related here. What a stupid question. Yes, I'm really good at stating the obivous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I appreciate the lost art of mystery, so this is where I throw a
smoke-bomb and disappear.
You should message me if
You have something interesting/cool/funny/all of the above, to say.
