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meliss_23

31 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Polish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm honest, laid-back, a little bit of a hippy, a little bit pop-culture addict.
Sometimes I can come off a little shy at first, but once I know you well enough, few topics are off limits.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a private chef and I specialize in gluten-free (and other food sensitivities), seasonal, and health-supportive.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making eye contact with people I want to connect with, bringing Jewish chicken soup to sick friends, ordering single-malt scotch, giving and receiving hugs, remembering my dreams, drinking too much juice, talking sense into myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hot-nerd glasses and my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books/authors: Douglas Adams, The Dresden Files, Sarah Waters, The Hunger Games Trilogy

Music: The Beatles, ABBA, Journey, Lady Gaga, Led Zeppelin. I'm not the kind of person who has their finger on the pulse of the music scene, but I love when friends introduce me to new bands.

Television/Film: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Psych, How I Met Your Mother, Northern Exposure, Glee, The Fifth Element, Stardust, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, True Blood, Cheers, The L Word, Midnight in Paris, The Other Guys, Black Swan, Futurama
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My prescription sunglasses, chef knife, my iPhone, a water filter, and a good pillow. Umm...mermaids?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Topics covered by NPR's RadioLab (time, sleep, space, love), gender, sexuality, death, past-lives, extraterrestrial intelligence, fat, salt, sugar, chocolate, class, the jazz age. The collective unconscious, doggie dreams, summer camp, musical theater, technology, travel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out enjoying some of my favorite local cabaret/burlesque performers, chilling on the couch with some comfort food and a stack of movies/full DVR, happy hour with co-workers, hitting up some karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a sci-fi/fantasy geek and carry a Star Trek key chain. I take my vitamins regularly. I like Disney World, but not roller coasters. When I was a teenager I used to sneak down to the living room late at night to watch Gia on HBO. Even though I love practicing yoga regularly, there are some weeks that I just don't want to.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you like good food, Jameson on the rocks, yoga, and dog people. (And by dog people, I mean people that like dogs, not dog-human hybrids.)

...you know the difference between your and you're.

...you ask me about something I wrote in my profile and then tell me something awesome about yourself.

...you're not offended by "that's what she said" jokes.